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Tard Signs To Comatose Music

Grinding spastic death metal from Canada featuring Mr. Nasty formerly of Abuse, Tard has signed to Comatose Music. Tard is fronted by Hilary Muff, who according to the releases is "quite possibly the most brutal female vocalist ever." The band's upcoming album is entitled, "Disgorging Guttural Regurgitations of Dismembered Disembowelment and Effluvious Visceral Entrail Secretions With a Side of Emaciated Malignant Lymphatic Putrescence, a Glass of Ensanguined Malodorous Discharge to Drink, and Coagulated Pustular Rectal Seepage for Dessert (With a Cherry on Top)"

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1. cppchriscpp writes:

.... rofl

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2. metalfrEEEEEEk21 writes:

AHHAAHAHHAHAHAHHA, I gotta check these guys out!!! Hillary Muff, lol!!!!

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