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Mastodon Appear On Bowling Show

VBS.tv's Rory Ahearn reports:

"In the debut episode of the series, VBS takes on the guys of MASTODON in the game of bowling. Despite ringing in Scott Martin from CROM the hometeam still gets its ass handed to them. Er, I mean, could very easily win or lose. Actually I'm seeing them tonight with NEUROSIS. Face melting."

VBS Bowler/Ad Salesman/Blackout Man/All Around Good Guy John Martin reminisces about his laneside encounter with Mastodon:

"My surprise was learning that Mastodon knew how to bowl, and were actually damn good at it. I was also shocked to find out that bowling is taught at some institutes of higher learning and that Mastodon attended college, which is where they learned how to bowl. One other surprise that I should have seen coming: Whenever someone says they’re “awesome at bowling”, they’re usually not. The good bowlers don’t say shit - they just smugly sip their beer after beating you by over 100 points, game after game. Cheers, fuckers."

Source: BW&BK

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