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The World's First "Black Metal Porn Movie" Seeking Distribution Partners

Karnal Film Productions has completed work on what it claims is "the world's first black metal porn movie." Entitled "Phallusifer – The Immoral Code", the theme of the film is "something never done before: Hardcore porn with hints of S&M and Satanic imagery starring the Harlot Queen as herself and a frontman of a known black metal band whose identity will remain anonymous, and the soundtrack is mainly comprised of decadent black metal music," reads a press release. "I am now contemplating on which bands' music to use for the movie," stated the director (who is the frontman/axeman of yet another black metal band and who wishes to remain anonymous for the time being).

Karnal Film Productions are looking and talking with distribution companies/record companies that will be able to make this film available to the extreme metal masses. All interested parties — be it labels, bands, actors and people who want to get their hands on this DVD — get in touch. All information, including still shots of the movie and a short teaser/preview, can be found at karnalfilm.com. (NOTE: Must be 18 or older to view this material; definitely not work-safe).

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1. thatgurl writes:

sounds kinda interesting

# May 22, 2006 @ 12:51 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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2. Rue writes:

Quality entertainment right there. I like how the article warns that black metal porn definitely isn't work safe. Black metal in itself isn't exactly work safe, unless you're a black metal band with a record deal. Porn isn't exactly work safe. To think of the two together (at work)...insanity.

# May 22, 2006 @ 1:08 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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3. kale writes:

good for them. Metal and Porn... god bless it.

# May 22, 2006 @ 2:01 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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4. skribb writes:

BLACK metal and porn. Stop it with your god-psychosis. This does sound very interesting! I hope they find a distributor.

# May 22, 2006 @ 3:41 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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5. psythe writes:

sounds interesting in how it'll come together as a film. not really my 'thing', all that dark-arts-kinky-fetish-porn stuff, I'm kinda assuming it's gonna be that type of porn.

# May 22, 2006 @ 6:20 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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6. zMETALlica writes:

i say just distribute it over the internet and use bit torrent to save on bandwidth. i wouldn't watch this, since i'm not a big fan of black metal or porn, but it does sound interesting.

plus its pretty cool that this article got quoted on BWBK!

# May 22, 2006 @ 12:02 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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7. A Nightmare on Elm Street writes:

HA!
HA!

# May 22, 2006 @ 12:05 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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8. no writes:

kvlt

# May 22, 2006 @ 4:30 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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9. mistress pandemonium writes:

Sometimes I find myself wondering what do I love more? Black metal? Or Porn? Phallucifer hey? I for one can't wait.

# May 22, 2006 @ 5:32 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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10. BLACKDOG writes:

Altough the music was more on the TECHNO/GOTH side of thing's.This has been done before.It was a film called Fashionista.Released by EVIL ANGEL group back in 2002.Their was no Satanic imagery that I can remember but it is a very extreme film non the less.

It was BELLADONNA first big film.Which led to a feature on ABC's 20/20 new's show.Anyway the film had a sound track wich was part of the package.I have a feeling this film will be similar.....Who know's I'm sure we'll find out one way or the other.

# May 22, 2006 @ 5:48 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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11. rulin kmadd writes:

Maybe gorgoroth's music will be featured in that film. Hell they create enough contreversy over there in Europe
esp after that infamous polish gig.

# May 22, 2006 @ 5:52 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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12. BLACKDOG writes:

Rulin what happend at the polish gig ?

# May 22, 2006 @ 6:45 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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13. RememberMetal? writes:

Blackdog,

http://www.metalunderground.com/news/details.cfm?newsid=7479

Pretty funny stuff. Really put the band on the map too.

# May 22, 2006 @ 6:56 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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14. SPIRIT OF THE ELDER GODS writes:

SOUND'S GREAT AS LONG AS THEY GET SOME SUPER-NASTY CHICKS TO MATCH THE MUSIC.MY CHOICES ARE BELLADONNA, ALICIA RHODES,JAYNA OSO (WHO APARENTLY LIKES FAST MUSIC TO f*** TO)RENEE PORNERO AND ARIANA JOLEE.AND MIKA TAN WHAT DO THE REST OF YOU THINK ?

# May 22, 2006 @ 7:12 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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15. BLACKDOG writes:

I'm familliar with everyone you mentioned except Alicia Rhodes.The thing is I'm not really into bondage.That plus the fact that BELLADONNA can sometimes go too far and can get seriously digusting.Sometimes I can't watch her stuff without vomitting.She released a film a couple years back called "I THINK a$$ IS HAUNTED".Which featured July Knight and Katja Kassin.Belladonna was visibly pregnant in this film.Let's just say I gave it away & leave it at that.

# May 22, 2006 @ 8:09 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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16. SPIRIT OF THE ELDER GODS writes:

TO BLACKDOG: I UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU MEAN ABOUT BELLADONNA,SHE ONCE HAD HER HEAD SHAVED AND LOOKED LIKE A BUTCH DYKE !!.ALICIA RHODES HAILS FROM MANCHESTER ENGLAND NOT TO FAR FROM MY NECK OF THE WOODS.SHE IS A HOT BLONDE WITH A SEXY MANCUNIAN ACCENT.HOW COULD I FORGET KATJA KASSIN OR ANOTHER EURO-BABE LIKE SANDRA ROMAIN.I AM SUPRISED NO-ONE HAS THOUGHT OF THIS BEFORE SOMEONE COULD MAKE A KILLING.IT WOULDN'T NEED TO BE BONDAGE WHICH TO BE HONEST IS BORING.IF YOU WANT THE MOST EXTREME CHICK FOR THIS FILM THEY SHOULD SIGN UP EXTREME HOLLY.IF YOU SEARCH HER SITE YOU'LL KNOW WHAT I MEAN (HARDCORE !!!!)WHAT MUSIC DO YOU THINK THE DIRECTOR (I USE THIS TERM LOOSELY)SHOULD USE ?

# May 22, 2006 @ 8:25 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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17. BLACKDOG writes:

Tough call dude.I'm not really into BLACK METAL.However I think of music in film's as something to set a mood.Thierbye enhanceing the scene.Keeping this in mind I would go with some band's that have some sort of range to what they do.So If it was me I'd go with OPETH definitley.Then possibly MOTORHEAD some old WHITE ZOMBIE (anything from the 1st 2 disc's).Some MISFITS & maybe some Def TONES just to keep it surreal.Oh yeah SANDRA ROMAINE IS SMOKEING HOT !!!!!!!!

# May 22, 2006 @ 8:54 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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18. SPIRIT OF THE ELDER GODS writes:

TO BLACKDOG:SMOKING HOT SHE IS A f***ING SUPERNOVA.AS YOU SAY MUSIC SETS THE MOOD.IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT HOW GOOD WOULD IT REALLY BE TO HAVE A 20-SEC BLAST-BEAT BREAK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SCENE AT THE SAME TIME WITH SAY DANI FILTH DISLOCATING HIS LARYNX.I THINK IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS.YOUR CHOICE OF MUSIC ALTHOUGH NOT REALLY MY THING WOULD BE MORE APPROPRIATE.I CAN'T SEE BEHEMOTH,MARDUK,CARCASS,BRUTAL TRUTH OR SUFFOCATION TURNING THE FILM INTO ANYTHING BUT A SPOOF.

# May 22, 2006 @ 9:11 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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19. BLACKDOG writes:

lol....Yah that would be funny.I was thinking of BEHEMOTH but could not remember the name till your post.I wonder if Deathbringer could keep us updated maybe we could find out which of these SUPER FREAKS is in it.

# May 22, 2006 @ 9:28 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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20. SPIRIT OF THE ELDER GODS writes:

IF BEHEMOTH SUPPLIED THE MUSIC THEN THE "ACTORS"/"ACTRESSES" BETTER HAVE SOME SERIOUS STAYING POWER.IT WOULD BE INTERESTING TO SEE THEM TRY TO KEEP UP WITH 2000BPM SONGS.I CERTAINLY WOULD BE INTERESTED TO SEE WHICH OF THE SUPER FREAKS WOULD BE IN IT.ALTHOUGH EXTREME HOLLY IS UNLIKELY TO STAR IT WOULD BE INTERESTING TO SEE THE BLACK METAL DIRECTORS REACTIONS WHEN SHE DOES HER THING.I AM SURE HE/SHE WOULD PULL THE PLUG AS I AM SURE HE/SHE WOULD FREAK.(SHE IS DEFINATELY NOT FOR THE FAINT HEARTED).WHO KNOWS MAYBE THE FILM WILL END UP ON THE WIMPY PLAYBOY CHANNEL OR ON LATE NIGHT TV.I MUST SAY JOKING ASIDE IT IS AN INTERESTING CONCEPT.

# May 22, 2006 @ 9:40 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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21. BLACKDOG writes:

AGREED !!!! But if it goes to PLAYBOY it won't be worth watching because they are gonna water it down so bad it might as well be a main stream movie.

# May 22, 2006 @ 9:54 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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22. SPIRIT OF THE ELDER GODS writes:

YEAH BUT JUST IMAGINE THE SOFT FOCUS AND SLOW MOTION IT COULD ALMOST BECOME ART.I KNOW, HOW DID I NOT THINK OF THIS BEFORE.LIKE ALL CRAP PORN THE FILM HAS TO HAVE A STORYLINE WITH A SCRIPT AND STORYBOARD HELL WHY NOT PUT SOME CGI EFFECTS IN IT.THIS TYPE OF PORN IS LIKE WATCHING A MARTIAL ARTS FILM YOU SIT WAITING FOR THE FIGHTS TO START AND THE STORY TO END.MAYBE A CUT VERSION COULD GET A CINEMA RELEASE MAYBE THIS WOULD CLEAR UP AT THE BOX OFFICE.THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT COST ABOUT A £1 TO MAKE AND TOOK $450 MILLION DOLLARS AND THAT WAS sh** TO.

# May 22, 2006 @ 10:05 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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23. BLACKDOG writes:

Oh yeah.I've been known to watch the occasional VIVID & or WICKED film with my girl.Some of that stuff is pretty good.Michael Ninn has some pretty good stuff.Very surreal with lot's of special effects.I would suggest you look into his series NEO PORNOGRAPHIA series(I think it's on the 4th or 5th installment).However thes film's arent really plot driven.More along the lines of the Twilight Zone on Crack.If you want to see one of his more plot driven film's you'd be looking for SEX,LATEX,SHOCK & NEW WAVE HOOKERS #5. SUNSET THOMAS is in all of them.

# May 22, 2006 @ 10:44 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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24. psythe writes:

hahahah, you guys know your porn better than you do your music!

# May 23, 2006 @ 6:46 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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25. Vicster writes:

I just wanter to say that I concur with the last statment. LOL

# May 23, 2006 @ 8:42 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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26. SPIRIT OF THE ELDER GODS writes:

TO psythe & Vicster, MANY THANKS I TAKE YOUR COMMENTS TO BE COMPLIMENTARY.MUSIC LIKE PORN IS SUBJECTIVE ONE MAN'S MEAT IS ANOTHER MAN'S POISON.IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY MUSIC TASTES:-CARCASS,BRUTAL TRUTH,EMPEROR SUFFOCATION,DARKTHRONE,BEHEMOTH,ZYKLON,BOLT THROWER,NAPALM DEATH ETC THEN MAYBE YOU CAN SUGGEST SOME NEW TUNES TO BROADEN MY HORIZONS.THEN AS A FAVOUR I CAN EDUCATE YOU ON MY SPECIALIST SUBJECT PORN.YOU COULD START BY CHECKING OUT EXTREME HOLLY (DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU)TTFN.

# May 23, 2006 @ 12:18 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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27. BLACKDOG writes:

AND PROUD OF IT BROTHER !!!!!!!!!

# May 23, 2006 @ 5:07 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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28. Acidbitch writes:

you guys really impress me, no fighting or arguing, just convo, and facts and oppionions you guys f***in rule,,,,,,and yes you guys do know alot about porn, i find sexy :)

# May 24, 2006 @ 12:04 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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29. Acidbitch writes:

in less all you do is beat it,,but you dont do that all the time right? lol

# May 24, 2006 @ 12:06 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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30. SPIRIT OF THE ELDER GODS writes:

ACID b****, I LIKE YOUR NAME,SEXY,I PRESUME YOUR FEMALE UNLESS IT'S A JUVENILE JOKE, YOU CANNOT TELL WITH SOME OF THE POSTS THESE IDIOTS SEND.IT'S A PITY THAT WE PROBABLY LIVE THOUSANDS OF MILES APART.AS I POST THIS YOUR PROBABLY ASLEEP.I AM SURE WE COULD HAVE A LSD/MUSHROOMED ENHANCED SESSION.WE COULD GET HOT AND SWEATY TOGETHER AND YOU COULD "BEAT IT " FOR ME. WE COULD MAKE OUR OWN MOVIE WHICH WOULD BE WAY HOTTER THAN SOME ARTY S&M FILM.TRUST ME I COULD GIVE YOU A SEXUAL ACID TRIP FOR FREE.I PROMISE YOU WOULDN'T COME DOWN FROM THIS ONE FOR DAYS.YOU MIGHT NOT WANT TO GO "COLD TURKEY" THOUGH THE WITHDRAWAL SYMPTOMS WOULD MAKE YOUR BLOOD ITCH.I DOUBT HOWEVER MY CURRENT BELOVED WOULD LET THIS HAPPEN.I DON'T THINK SHE WOULD UNDERSTAND.IF WE MEET AGAIN IN ANOTHER LIFE THOUGH !! I MUST SAY IT IS REFRESHING TO FIND SOMEONE WHO YOU CAN ACTUALLY HAVE A DISCUSSION WITH FOR MORE THAN 5 MINUTES WITHOUT RESORTING TO (YOU f***ING WANKER,YOU c***,YOU FAG THIS BAND IS sh** THAT BANDS SOLD OUT) ETC.LIFE IS WAY TO SHORT TO BE SO ANGRY ALL THE TIME.IT IS ALSO REFRESHING TO FIND A WOMAN WHO LIKES PORN AS YOU OBVIOUSLY DO.THE MAJORITY OF WOMEN FEEL THREATENED OR INSECURE BY IT.IT IS ONLY FANTASY.IF WE WERE TO MAKE A MOVIE WHAT MUSIC WOULD WE PLAY DO YOU LIKE ANY OF THE BANDS I HAVE MENTIONED BEFORE IN PREVIOUS POSTS.THESE ARE ONLY MY CURRENT FAVES.AS YOU MIGHT OF GATHERED I DON'T DISS PEOPLE WHO HAVE DIFFERENT MUSICAL TASTES TO MY OWN (IT INSULTS THEIR INTELLIGENCE AND MINE)VARIETY IS THE SPICE OF LIFE. R.S.V.P LOL

# May 24, 2006 @ 1:24 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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31. rulin kmadd writes:

here is proof that even the almighty likes porn.
www.jesuslovesporn.net

# May 24, 2006 @ 3:43 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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32. RememberMetal? writes:

To be 100% I'm surprised this hasn't been done before.

If it's done right and somehow becomes even remotely popular, the Christian-right wingers are going to --FLIP OUT-- and black metal's head will be back on the chopping block...which of course will only catapult the music further in popularty.

When I was five (1985) noone in the word thought hip-hop would be a dominant force in music or anything more than a here today gone today trend.....If black metal as a genre gets where metal core today is we're going to see some political attention on par with the Grand Theft Auto condemnation.....

Just a thought though.

# May 24, 2006 @ 4:50 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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33. SPIRIT OF THE ELDER GODS writes:

YOU KNOW IT'S STRANGE BUT CHRISTIAN RIGHT-WINGERS ALWAYS WANT TO BAN AND CENSOR MUSIC/FILMS/PORN/VIDEOGAMES BECAUSE THEY KNOW WHAT IS BEST FOR THE REST OF THE WORLD.YET TO HAVE AN OPINION ON SOMETHING YOU WANT TO BAN YOU MUST HAVE FIRST EXPERIENCED IT FIRSTHAND.I BET THESE DO-GOODERS HAVE GOT SOME SERIOUS PORN IN THEIR DVD COLLECTIONS,THEY PROBABLY GO TO BLACK MASSES TO RAPE LOCAL VIRGINS (PRESUMING THEY CAN FIND ONE).THEY ARE PROBABLY INTO BLACK-METAL BUT DENY IT AS THEY DON'T WANT THE PENANCE.THEY PROBABLY LIKE INCINERATING THE HARI-KRISHNAS ON GRAND THEFT AUTO AS I LIKE DOING AND THEN GETTING A TANK AND MOWING DOWN THE INNOCENT BY-STANDERS.THESE PEOPLE SHOULD KEEP THEIR VIEWS TO THEMSELVES.MUSIC IS JUST MUSIC SANE PEOPLE DON'T ACT OUT LYRICAL CONTENT.VIDEOGAMES ARE ESCAPISM AGAIN THEY ARE NOT REAL..PORN BETWEEN CONSENTING ADULTS IS AGAIN FANTASY.SOCIETY CANNOT CATER TO THE INSANE.CHARLES MANSON THOUGHT THE BEATLES SONG HELTER-SKELTER WAS A GREEN LIGHT TO MURDER.IT WILL BE HILARIOUS IF THEY TRY AND BLAME BLACK METAL FOR SOCIETIES ILLS INSTEAD OF POVERTY AND INEQUALITY ETC

# May 24, 2006 @ 5:23 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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34. BLACKDOG writes:

RememberMetal it has been done before(see post 10)although it was not a Black Metal project.Acidb**** ... assumeing your not some kid pulling a prank or one of the assorted retard's currently operateing on M.U. thank you.If your a chick that's into porn that's even cooler.I love a girl that does not have alot of hang-up's in that area & no I don't jack off.Luckily God gave me the ability to seduce women.

As far as the politic's of this goes.R.M. is probably right.The conservatives will probably have a field day with this.Then the Church folk's will get way too involved & next thing you know.Sheer pandemonium will ensue.It's my heart felt opinion that if you are not hurting anyone you should be allowed to do what ever it is you want to do.

That being the case this should be looked at strictly as entertainment & not taken seriously.However we all know that if this should become popular.The Conservatves are gonna go way over board protecting us from ourselves.The next thing you know the old draconian law's from the puritan's will be back in effect(some states actually have law's that say how you can & cannot have sex.)N.Y. state just recended thier's.

I remember when a church in my area discoverd that the guy who created POKEYMAN was possibly a Satanist & that some of the cartoon characters were actually named after Demon's.You would not believe the stink that this one church raised.Incredible ....Nothing short of just unbelievable.

# May 24, 2006 @ 7:42 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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35. SPIRIT OF THE ELDER GODS writes:

BLACKDOG-YOU'VE GOT TO BE f***ING KIDDING.I CAN'T SEE PEOPLE PRACTICING RITUAL SUICIDE OR MURDER AT THE BEHEST OF PIKACHU OR PSYDUCK.HOWEVER IN A RELATED SUBJECT MY LOCAL CHURCH PUT SOME FLYER THROUGH MY f***ING DOOR OFFERING SPECIAL COUNCELLING TO ANYBODY'S FAITH WHICH HAD BEEN SHAKEN BY THE DA VINCI CODE.f*** ME !!.THE BOOK IS FICTION BASED ON THE LIFE AND TIMES OF ARGUABLY A FICTIONAL RELIGIOUS ICON.THERE IS NO SCIENTIFIC PROOF TO CONFIRM THERE IS A GOD-JESUS OR ANY OTHER HIGHER BEING.TO LET A 2000 YEAR OLD FICTIONAL DEAD PERSON RUN YOUR LIFE TO ME IS INSANE.IT'S A MAD WORLD WE ALL INHABIT.

# May 24, 2006 @ 7:55 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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36. RememberMetal? writes:

Just to be ironic

AMEN brother spirit of the elder gods!

heh

# May 24, 2006 @ 8:25 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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37. SPIRIT OF THE ELDER GODS writes:

I AM SORRY I AM STILL DOUBLED UP AND MY RIBS ARE ACHING. HOW SOMEONE COULD EQUATE POKEMON WITH SATANISM.I CAN JUST PICTURE THE BLACK METAL ALBUM COVER PIKACHU SAT ON A THRONE OF SKULLS WITH AN INVERTED PENTAGRAM BRANDED INTO HIS CORPSE-PAINTED FOREHEAD AS BEHIND HIM HIS EVIL MINIONS(NOW LET ME THINK) SQUIRTLE THE DEMON OF THE OCEANS.JIGGLY PUFF THE VOICE OF EVIL AND (I AM STRUGGLING TO THINK OF ANOTHER) CHAROZARD ? THE WINGED SERPENT WHO GUARDS THE FIERY ENTRANCE TO HELL.BLACKDOG YOU'VE MADE MY DAY.

# May 24, 2006 @ 8:29 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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38. SPIRIT OF THE ELDER GODS writes:

RememberMetal? PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH I'VE JUST KNOCKED A PINT OVER MY HARDRIVE AND AM HASTILY WIPING IT UP.YOUR RIGHT THOUGH LOOK AT MY HANDLE/USERNAME AM I AS HYPOCRITICAL AS THOSE POKEMON HATERS.IT IS A MEMORABLE LINE FROM ONE OF MY FAVE BANDS SONGS CUT ME SOME SLACK HEH......

# May 24, 2006 @ 8:35 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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39. BLACKDOG writes:

Well I don't think Christ is fictional.However I Believe in God not God's follower's.That's where it all start's getting out of hand.At the end of the day the Bible does state that jesus associated with prostitutes.Which is what Mary Magdalane was when they met.As a result some people believe (myself included)that they may very well have been lover's (if not married)and possibly had children.

That's what the story is about.A cover up by the church about the idea that jesus inspite of all his enlightenment was still after all a man with need's and desires just like the rest of us.The Catholic's have a problem with the book & movie for this reason.Honestly their is a 30 to 40 year period when they have no idea what Jesus was up to.Keeping this in mind there really is no telling what he may or may not have done.

For example they say that Jesus spent time in Egypt and may have had a wife and children while there.At that point in history in that part of the world it was acceptable for a man to have sex with his daughter's(analy in order to protect thier virginity).I'm not saying that Jesus would have engaged in such a thing.However it's one of the thing's the church will not talk about.

Then againe we are talking about the same group of people who refuse to acknowledge the fact that #1 he was a Rabbi #2 He had a name other than Jesus.His given name is actually something else.#3 last but not least he was not white but actually black.(hair like wool skin like bronze not blond hair and blue eye's & the bible clearly states this.)Oh there's all kind's of stuff they don't tell you.

# May 24, 2006 @ 8:36 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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40. BLACKDOG writes:

Oh yeah....PICACHU is apparently the name of a Demon/Deity of some south american mythological system.He ruled over the underworld or a Hell realm of some sort.That's the only one I know of for a fact.I was never really into that show at all.But the show was banned in CHINA because one of the episodes featured a monster that caused people to go insane.The reason it was banned is because the special effect's on that episode caused epileptic children to have seizures.Kind of makes you wonder.They had to change it when that episodes aired in the U.S. .

# May 24, 2006 @ 8:42 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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41. SPIRIT OF THE ELDER GODS writes:

TO BLACKDOG-JOKING ASIDE IF YOU BELIEVE IN GOD THAT IS YOUR RIGHT I RESPECT THAT.FOR ME PERSONALLY I AM NOT SURE I CAN TAKE MUCH ON FAITH THESE DAYS.AS YOU POINT OUT THE PROBLEM IS NOT WITH THE IDEA OF GOD ITSELF. IT IS WITH THE FOLLOWERS WHO, UNLIKE YOURSELF, POPULATE THE BELIEF THAT THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO LIVE YOUR LIFE THROUGH THE TEACHINGS OF GOD AND THAT THIS IS THE ONLY WAY FOR A MORAL PERSON TO SEEK SALVATION.THIS TO ME IS A TYPE OF INSTITUTIONALISED CONTROL WHICH I DON'T LIKE.YOU SEE TO ME I AM A MORAL PERSON.I KNOW RIGHT FROM WRONG.I WOULD NEVER COMMIT A CRIME.I WOULD NEVER PURPOSEFULLY HURT ANYONE YET BECAUSE I DON'T BELIEVE AND WORSHIP A HIGHER POWER I WILL BURN IN HELL FOREVER.DO YOU SEE THE QUANDRY I HAVE.YES I LISTEN TO BLACK METAL/DEATH METAL ETC BUT I AM INTELLIGENT ENOUGH TO KNOW IT IS UNLIKELY THAT SATAN/PAZUZU/ AND ANY OTHER SUMERIAN DEMONS NAME YOU WANT ME TO QUOTE EXISTS.IF I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD HOW CAN HIS NEMESIS EXIST.FOR ME MUSIC IS ENTERTAINMENT I LIKE THE MUSIC THE RAW ENERGY ETC I DON'T BUY INTO THE LIFESTYLE. SO TO SUM UP I AM NOT ATTACKING GOD PER SE.I AM ATTACKING THE PEOPLE WHO ASSUME THAT THE ONLY WAY FOR TO BE A GOOD PERSON IS TO BE A FOLLOWER OF CHRIST EVEN THE STRONGEST FOLLOWER OF GOD MUST ADMIT WITH THE THINGS THAT ARE REPORTED ON THE NEWS DAILY AROUND THE WORLD IT IS HARD TO BELIEVE A GOD WOULD LET THEM HAPPEN.WHEW......I HOPE I MADE SENSE.......

# May 24, 2006 @ 9:07 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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42. BLACKDOG writes:

ABSOLUTLEY !!! I agree with most of what you say.If there really is a god (who I believe in and love)Then he truly know's who believes and who does not.As well as who the truly evil people in the world are.You can go to heaven without going to Church and being baptised.(one more thing they don't tell you)

My religion is more a code of ethic's for me.I like you for example try not to deliberatley hurt people.I obey the law as much as I can.I try not to judge people.It's really simple way to live.I'm not dogmatic about it like some people I know.Then againe some of the most quote unquote religious people I know are also some of the biggest hippocrit's I know.(GOD I HATE HIPPOCRIT'S).Hell I was ounce accused of being Demon posesed because I listen to OZZY OZBOURN & MOTOR HEAD by my own father.

Let you in on a secret.Take a wild guess at who is apparently seriously religious amazeingly enough..............You'll never get this on your own.........No not Ozzy yes he is amazeingly enough but not who I'm thinking of.....Believe it or not Jenna Jameson is apparently a closet Jesus freak.

# May 24, 2006 @ 9:25 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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43. BLACKDOG writes:

As far as all the f***ed up sh** that goes on around the world is concerned.Well this is gonna sound really corney but the lord work's in strange and mysterious way's.What I mean is this.Of all the animals on this planet(yes we are animals)we are the only ones who think and rationalise.

We don't opperate according to our instinct's constantly we think and communicate.Because of this we do have a certain amount of control over our lives and even our environment to a certain extent.So maybe the question is not why does god allow certaine thing's to happen but why do we.

Think about it God gave us something that no other creature on earth has the ability to think and make decision's in other word's free will.I ounce heard a saying.The only thing evil need's is for good men to do nothing.I honestly believe that.It kind of gives me a bit of perspective on that question.Oh f*** I'm on M.U. and sounding like a preacher.Forgive me Deathbringer for I have sinned.lol....

# May 24, 2006 @ 9:35 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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44. BLACKDOG writes:

Speaking of thing's god allow's.

# May 24, 2006 @ 9:41 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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45. SPIRIT OF THE ELDER GODS writes:

YOUR RIGHT YOU COULD HAVE GIVEN ME A THOUSAND YEARS TO GUESS THAT AND I STILL WOULDN'T HAVE GOT IT.YOU SEE THAT'S THE PROBLEM JENNA JAMESON IS PAID VERY WELL TO HAVE SEX FOR A LIVING.I AM SURE SHE LOVES HER MOTHER/ FATHER AND HUSBAND AND CHILDREN IF SHE HAS ANY.MOST PEOPLE WOULD CONSIDER WHAT SHE DOES AS MORALLY REPUGNANT.SHE HAS SEX LIKE THE REST OF US,SHE PROBABLY ISN'T A MURDERER OR A CRIMINAL.YET ACCORDING TO THE BIBLE SHE HAS COMITTED A MORTAL SIN ADULTERY.TO ME SHE CANNOT COMMIT ADULTERY AS I WOULD IMAGINE THE SEX SHE HAS WHILE WORKING IS PURELY PHYSICAL THERE IS NO EMOTIONAL ATTACHMENT IT IS PURELY FOR ANIMALISTIC ENJOYMENT.IF SHE CHEATS ON HER PARTNER/HUSBAND OUTSIDE HER WORK THEN THAT IS PROBABLY DIFFERENT,SO IF SHE DEVOTES HER ENTIRE LIFE TO JESUS ETC IS SHE A MORAL PERSON BY THE BIBLES VALUES.(WOW THIS IS DEEP...)TO LIGHTEN THIS UP SHE IS AN ALL-TIME FAVOURITE OF MINE.

# May 24, 2006 @ 9:42 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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46. SPIRIT OF THE ELDER GODS writes:

THAT'S THE THEOLOGY LESSON OVER FOR TODAY KIDS.SO WHAT SHALL WE TALK ABOUT FILMS/MUSIC/PORN/POKEMON/BEER/ THE WEATHER.SOMEONE PICK A SUBJECT...HELP !......

# May 24, 2006 @ 9:47 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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47. BLACKDOG writes:

I like Jenna early stuff.The Kiss Blue Movie,Wicked etc.I started getting bored with her by the time Wicked Weapon came out.Then I became completely tired of her when she started becomeing a Pop culture Icon.(15 million a year just for being a slut...THAT COULD ONLY HAPPEN IN AMERICA !!!!)

these day's I'm more into Lanny Barbi,Tiffany Mynx & anybody that was in Where the Boy's Arent.Which does include Jenna but you know what I mean.I do want to read her book though.

# May 24, 2006 @ 10:06 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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48. SPIRIT OF THE ELDER GODS writes:

LANNY BARBY.........................................OH MY GOD MY MEMORY MUST BE GOING. IN POST 16 HOW COULD I NOT MENTION HER.I JUST DIG BRUNNETTES/DARK HAIR SHE IS TO QUOTE A FILM"THE SORT OF WOMAN YOU GET DOWN ON YOU KNEES FOR AND THANK GOD YOUR A MAN". YOU SEE IT'S EURO-BABES I AM FROM ENGLAND BUT THE PLACE TO GO IS THE CZECH REPUBLIC.IT'S LIKE BABE CENTRAL I WENT TO PRAGUE WHEN I WAS 20 AND IT'S THE BEST HOLIDAY I'VE HAD.HOWEVER ANOTHER BABE I DIDN'T MENTION IS SUPER ASIAN HOTTIE JADE HSU.MY PERSONAL FAVOURITE.

# May 24, 2006 @ 10:18 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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49. psythe writes:

this and that Godsmack threads are the best I've seen in a long time. metal on! I don't have any time right now, but i might come back on later and give my opinions on the god etc stuff.

and who WOULDN'T fvck people for $15mil/annum?!

# May 24, 2006 @ 10:26 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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50. SPIRIT OF THE ELDER GODS writes:

TO psythe THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE FOR INTELLIGENT/FUNNY CONVERSATION AND YES IF SOMEONE PAID ME $15 MILLION TO f*** LANNY BARBY,JADE HSU,MIKA TAN ARIANNA JOLEE ETC I WOULD PROBABLY DO IT.HELL I MIGHT DROP MY RATE TO $1.5 MILLION.I'VE GOT IT ,DO YOU GET THAT sh** TALENT SHOW (THE X-FACTOR) LIKE WE HAVE IN THE UK.JUST THINK MAYBE THEY SHOULD OFFER MEMBERS OF THE PUBLIC THE CHANCE TO WIN A JOB WHERE YOU GET PAID $15 MILLION DOLLARS A YEAR TO f*** PORNSTARS TO QUOTE ANOTHER FILM "I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR"DO YOU THINK IT WOULD BE POPULAR ON NBC.

# May 24, 2006 @ 10:35 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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51. BLACKDOG writes:

psyth I wish it was me.If they cure AID's and all the other assorted VD for that matter. I will definitley go to California and get my dream job PORN STUD.My stage name would be Black N' d***ER.lol...

SPIRIT OF THE ELDER GODS ...... Yeah I've heard that about the Czech republic.One day I'll see for my self.I ounce met a girl from their.Though seriously HOT ! She was a stripper at a bar called Private Eyes up in Canada.Nothing short of stunning.And yes Ms.BARBY is a GODDES INDEEDY!!!!!! She's a VIVID GIRL now.So her scenes are probably gonna go from hot to luke warm pretty soon if not already.DAMN SHAME if I must say so myself.

# May 24, 2006 @ 10:52 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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52. SPIRIT OF THE ELDER GODS writes:

IT WILL BE A DAMN SHAME BUT I JUST HAPPEN TO HAVE A FEW OF HER FIRST DVD'S.IN THESE SHE IS STILL AN A*A* QUEEN (CENSORED FOR THE KIDS).IF I GOT A JOB IN PORN WHAT WOULD MY NAME BE.................AS I'M FROM ENGLAND................SIR LANCE HER A LOT (KING ARTHUR ETC)....NO THAT'S sh** I'LL HAVE TO GET BACK TO YOU.WHAT IS ALSO LIKE ABOUT PORN IS WHEN THEY ALTER A MAINSTREAM FILM'S NAME SLIGHTLY TO HAVE A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT MEANING.IE SHAVING PRIVATE RYAN...MEET THE f***ERS....ANALIZE THIS.........POKEMON........IT'S JUST AWESOME

# May 24, 2006 @ 11:03 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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53. BLACKDOG writes:

LOL !!! Seriously I'd probably be behind the scenes no pun intended.That's where the real money is.Seriously why work with the VIVID GIRL's when they can work for you.The best job in history dude.

# May 24, 2006 @ 11:11 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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54. SPIRIT OF THE ELDER GODS writes:

THE BEST JOB, AS A DIRECTOR,YES, BUT I CERTAINLY WOULDN'T BE A FLUFFER(POSSIBLY THE WORST JOB IN HISTORY) AND IF YOU THE CAMERMAN/LIGHTS MAN YOU BETTER LEARN TO MOVE QUICK UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE COVERED BY A STRAY CUM-SHOT....

# May 24, 2006 @ 11:21 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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55. BLACKDOG writes:

LOL !!!! Yeah the fluffer job is strictly for chick's.Well actually they do have those for the girl's,but from what I understand it's just talking dirty to them.Go figure.

# May 24, 2006 @ 11:25 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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56. SPIRIT OF THE ELDER GOD'S writes:

WELL IF GENE SIMMONS IS AFTER A CHANGE OF CAREER I'M SURE HE CAN BE THE FEMALE FLUFFER BECAUSE LIKE HEINEKEN I'M SURE HE CAN REACH THE PARTS OTHERS CAN'T REACH.AS LONG AS HE HAS A SNORKEL OR CAN LEARN TO BREATHE THROUGH HIS EARS HE'D BE PERFECT.

# May 24, 2006 @ 11:31 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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57. psythe writes:

i cant be bothered explaining my opinions on god and such (basically, i'm not a believer, but it's a lot more complicated, trust me). but i agree with what y'all are saying in relation to the less 'holy' topics here. I've never really been that into porn that i know the actresses names, histories, styles or whatever, though.

# May 24, 2006 @ 11:32 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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58. BLACKDOG writes:

I used to work in a PORN shop.It was the most surreal experience of my life.I did actually meet alot of these people though.Most of them are pretty normal folk's actually.apart from how they pay the bills of course.

# May 24, 2006 @ 11:35 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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59. SPIRIT OF THE ELDER GODS writes:

TO psythe YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW THE NAMES,TO HAVE AN OPINION,I'VE BEEN MUMBLING ON FOR HOURS.ALL VIEWS ARE WELCOME.IT'S NOW 04:23 AM IN ENGLAND I HAVE TO GET UP AND GO TO WORK AT 06:00 AM (WE ALL HAVE OUR CROSS TO BEAR) I CAN'T BELIEVE I MANAGED TO WRITE A STATEMENT ABOUT GOD THAT MADE SENSE ANYWAY.I AM p***ed.SO LONG AS WE CAN ALL APPRECIATE THE FEMALE FORM.........THAT SHOULD BE ENOUGH FOR ANYONE

# May 24, 2006 @ 11:38 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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60. SPIRIT OF THE ELDER GODS writes:

TO BLACKDOG-DID YOU EVER GET SOME EMBARRASED CUSTOMERS TRYING TO BUY A BLOW UP DOLL,VIBRATING VAGINA OR SOMETHING ELSE LIKE THAT.I KNOW IT'S YOUR JOB AND YOU HAVE TO TRY AND BE PROFESSIONAL BUT SERIOUSLY I AM NOT SURE I COULD KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE

# May 24, 2006 @ 11:42 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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61. BLACKDOG writes:

Ounce I almost got fired for laughing in a gay guy's face.It was hillarious.I was reading something don't really remember what but I was not looking at the person who walked up to the cash register.I saide is there anything else I can get for you.(as I looked at what he was buying.Tranny mag's etc.)Next thing I hear is the deepest most masculine voice I've ever herd BOOMING "I'LL HAVE A PACK A MARLBOROUGH'S & SOME JUICEY FRUIT ".I damned near passed out from the paine it was SO FUNNY !!!!! I should not have done that.(like i saide if your not hurting anyone it's nobody else's buseness) The guy looked like he was gonna kill me.He was FRIGGIN HUGE.A f***ING MOUNTAINE OF A MAN.But gayer than the ICE CAPADES ! it was terrible.

# May 24, 2006 @ 11:56 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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62. SPIRIT OF THE ELDER GODS writes:

MAN WHAT DO YOU DO IN THAT SITUATION.HOPE THE GROUND SWALLOWS YOU UP.I HAVE ANOTHER PAINFUL SITUATION FOR YOU. I WAS 17 AND AT THE TIME I HAD A 16 YEAR OLD GIRLFRIEND(ONLY JUST TURNED 16 MIND YOU ALMOST JAILBAIT) IT'S CHRISTMAS DAY AND I HAVE BEEN INVITED ROUND FOR DINNER.I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW BUT THE QUEEN GIVES AN IMPORTANT SPEECH AT 2 PM ON CHRISTMAS DAY ON NATIONAL TV.SO WE ARE SITTING DOWN TO DINNER ME MY GIRLFRIEND HER BROTHER PARENTS AND GRANDPARENTS AND JUST BEFORE THE SPEECH.HER AUNTIE ASKS ME "SO THEN HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN SLEEPING WITH RACHEL"SO STRAIGHT AWAY WHAT THE f*** DO I DO.DO I TELL THE TRUTH AND GET THROWN OUT OR DO I LIE.I HAVE TO TELL YOU EVERYONE STOPPED TALKING AND LOOKED ME STRAIGHT IN THE EYE.I AM ASHAMED TO ADMIT I DIDN'T ANSWER I WENT BRIGHT RED AND EVERYONE COULD TELL THAT WE HAD BEEN FOR A FEW MONTHS,THAT IS PROBABLY MY MOST EMBARRASING MOMENT EVER.

# May 25, 2006 @ 12:08 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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63. BLACKDOG writes:

I FEEL YOUR PAINE ! Anyway my shift is over & the Sabres(local NHL team)Just one another game.I'm gonna go have a couple then go home to bed.C'YA

# May 25, 2006 @ 12:11 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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64. SPIRITS OF THE ELDER GODS writes:

TO BLACKDOG MY MAIN MAN AND ANY OTHER PEOPLE I'VE CONVERSED WITH TODAY I HOPE I HAVEN'T BORED YOU TO MUCH AND I LOOK FORWARD TO PUTTING THE WORLD TO RIGHTS WITH YOU TOMORROW.TO psythe AS PER POST 26 ARE THEIR ANY TUNES YOU RECOMEND.TO ACID b**** HAVE I TO BRING MY VIDEO CAMERA AND BOOK A FLIGHT TICKET.DON'T BE SHY HIT ME BACK TO CHAT.SEE YOU TOMORROW...............

# May 25, 2006 @ 12:18 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address

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