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Cannibal Corpse Drummer Nominated For PETA's Sexiest Vegetarian?

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A posting on the official Cannibal Corpse reads:

"[Drummer] Paul [Mazurkiewicz] is sexy?
That is right, not only is the man sexy in the world of death metal, his scope of sexiness might ooze out into the real world too...Paul has been nominated for PETA's annual World's Sexiest Vegetarian competition. He is competing against Napalm Death's Barney Greenwat and Arch Enemy's Angela Gossow, but also Hollywood celebs such as Alicia Silverstone, Naomi Watts and Woody Harrelson. Even if you are not too supportive of PETA or of the vegetarian lifestyle, think about how ironic it would be to have the drummer from Carnivore Corpse Cannibal Corpse as the world's sexiest vegetarian! That, plus the fact that the man is a lean mean sex machine and deserves to win."

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1. inhatredofme writes:

to hell with PETA

# May 1, 2006 @ 10:51 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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2. lordpaco18 writes:

that is the funniest sh** ive heard in a f***ing long time. GO PAUL!!

# May 1, 2006 @ 5:14 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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3. slayerdisciple writes:

Cannibal Corpse win the peta award? lol that would be funny as sh**

# May 1, 2006 @ 5:20 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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4. mirabel writes:

to hell with posers

# May 1, 2006 @ 5:51 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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5. rising end writes:

ha, sexiest vegan alive? what about carrot top?

# May 1, 2006 @ 6:14 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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6. Rue writes:

Meathook sodomy....oh that's definitely sexy. I would be stoked to see this award go to Paul. A good laugh indeed.

# May 1, 2006 @ 10:16 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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7. jim writes:

i guess other human beings don't count acording to peta.

# May 2, 2006 @ 7:52 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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8. I*CUM*BLOOD writes:

One month in the grave
twisted and half decayed
She turned a putrid yellow
I p***ed in her maggot filled a$$hole
F ucking the rotting
My semen is bleeding
The smell of decay
Seeps from her genital cavity
......yeah, these guys suck ass. talk about sh**ty lyrics, damn. sounds like some sick fagget came up with these words. plus, they sound like the lead singer stuck his finger in his a$$ while shoving the mic down his throat...oh well, guess some people like sh**ty music

# May 2, 2006 @ 8:26 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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9. slayerdisciple writes:

most of us dont care bout vocals or lyrics its the music we want, not to mention most people cant understand the lyrics with those vocals

# May 2, 2006 @ 10:59 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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10. psythe writes:

the vocals are pretty much pointless - you could start a death band without vocals at all and it'd kick the same amount of arse - or you could just pre-record some bloody big bear getting angry and then loop it onto the track, and not bother having a shouter at all.

# May 3, 2006 @ 12:55 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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11. BodomFan writes:

yeah thats kinda why i'm not a huge fan of death metal. Sure the music itself is awesome, but i'm not a big fan of that style of vocals. i like to be able to understand them somewhat.

# May 3, 2006 @ 10:45 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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12. jarrod writes:

One month in the grave
twisted and half decayed
She turned a putrid yellow
I p***ed in her maggot filled a$$hole
F ucking the rotting
My semen is bleeding
The smell of decay
Seeps from her genital cavity
......yeah, these guys suck ass. talk about sh**ty lyrics, damn. sounds like some sick fagget came up with these words. plus, they sound like the lead singer stuck his finger in his a$$ while shoving the mic down his throat...oh well, guess some people like sh**ty music

yeah... you do

# May 3, 2006 @ 5:33 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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13. slayerdisciple writes:

i use to i have a pref. like that bodomfan now i just dont give a sh**, nice name by the way children of bodom f***in rule

# May 3, 2006 @ 7:33 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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14. BodomFan writes:

hell yeah man, COB kick ass

# May 4, 2006 @ 1:43 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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15. Creed writes:

peh pretty boy, scott stapp was never a pretty boy!
He was 2 busy makin incredibly thrashy death metal music! Creed is by far the most thrashiest band out there!!!!!

Don't u agree?

# May 4, 2006 @ 2:48 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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16. COB hate crew writes:

f*** yeah they do

# May 4, 2006 @ 2:59 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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17. slayerdisciple writes:

Creed sux but COB is f***in amazin

# May 4, 2006 @ 8:59 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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18. BodomFan writes:

this guy creed cant be serious right? i mean, he has to know what he's sayin is complete bullsh*t

# May 4, 2006 @ 11:53 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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19. BodomFan writes:

or at least i hope he does cause otherwise i feel f uckin sorry for the poor bastard.

# May 4, 2006 @ 11:54 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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20. chaosphere187 writes:

jarrod you don't good music even if it bit you on the ass.quit crying like a b****.suck it up p***y...

# May 4, 2006 @ 4:52 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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21. Creed writes:

BodomFan im serious they are so in brutally heavy, im listen to my prison and man the brutallity is juzt insane!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I only can listen to 2 or 3 songs in the row then i need a break due 2 the heaviness of it all,
COB are absolutely softcore, u need sum creed inta ya biotch then you can witness tru BRUTAL METAL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

# May 5, 2006 @ 2:41 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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22. slayerdisciple writes:

if my mom likes it it cant be heavy in anyway she listens to creed, fall out boys, the killers, billie holiday, and gavin degraw, with a list like that creed cant be heavy in any kinda way

# May 5, 2006 @ 10:24 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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23. Creed writes:

LIAR^^^

# May 5, 2006 @ 10:53 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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24. psythe writes:

hey, here's an idea - why don't you go ask the former members of Creed what genre THEY think they were, and whether or not they considered their music "brutal" or not. you'll probly cry when they answer you.

# May 6, 2006 @ 1:18 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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25. slayerdisciple writes:

if im lyin that must mean all the bands above that i listed r heavier then cannibal corpse and morbid angel right, no im not lyin cause the above artists suck

# May 6, 2006 @ 1:36 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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26. RememberMetal? writes:

My mom listens to Pig Destroyer, Napalm Death, Anal c*** and Canibal Corpse...Therefore those bands are not heavy or extreme in any manner.

# May 6, 2006 @ 3:28 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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27. RememberMetal? writes:

heh kidding. She likes Aerosmith and Greenday actually...I'm just trying to make a point here.

You can play whatever music style you want whether you have aborted fetuses for lunch or Boca burgers.

I personally eat about 3 barnyard animals a week, but thats just me. My gf hasn't eaten meat since 2002. She will probably have healthier intestines than me, but I like bloody angus flesh.

Paul doesnt have a chance in hell against people like the popular celebrities mentioned but it's awesome that he's been nominated.

# May 6, 2006 @ 3:35 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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28. Creed writes:

psythe, i actually had the pleasure of meeting them once and they even said they were way heavier than cannibal corpse by far, and have u ever herd scott stapp growl? its incredibly brutal juz lisen 2 songs like, arms wide open, my sacrifice and are you ready?, they r trademark death grunts so i sugest u pick up a creed cd so there! BRUTAL CREEEEEEEEEDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

# May 7, 2006 @ 6:38 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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29. psythe writes:

Creed - I can pretty much garuantee that you'r lying in that first sentence. And yes, I've heard arms wide open, I've heard my sacrifice, and I've prbably heard the other one too. I'll be honest with you; I'm a metalhead mainly. Slayer, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Meshuggah, Testament, Pantera, Obituary, Dream Theater, Hypocrisy, Cryptopsy, etc etc. But I'm also into most other genres of music, including everything from soul to hip-hop to psy-trance to drum and bass to rnb. the only thing I'm not into is gospel music and most rap. so, yes, I do enjoy a bit of rock every now and then. THAT is why, every now and then, I do enjoy a bit of Creed. Because they'r ROCK. Stapp's been in better bands, though.

# May 7, 2006 @ 9:07 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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30. psythe writes:

and like RM? siad, Paul won't win, but it's great that he's been nominated; a bit of public awareness never hurt most people.

# May 7, 2006 @ 9:09 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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31. Azazel_Begotten writes:

I agree with post #1

f*** PETA, but Cannibal Corpse is the sh** though...

# May 8, 2006 @ 11:05 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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32. Opeth Suck!!! writes:

to the Creed guy...just stop coming here please. you're just taking up space on here and it's pointless. I've seen you post the same sh** on other threads. Just please stop posting on here that Creed is death metal and sh**. It's a waste of time to argue, I guarentee that they know that they were never death metal so just shut the hell up and leave or actually post something that makes sense.

# May 8, 2006 @ 1:14 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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33. Pig Destroyer writes:

yeah...stfu Creed bit**

# May 11, 2006 @ 3:17 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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34. metalmaniac8666 writes:

hey cc isn't breaking up r they? F UCK THAT WILL SUX!! i saw that on tombof themutilated. post on here if u know. thx. DAMN THAT WILL F UCKING SUX IF THEY BREAK UP!

# May 19, 2006 @ 11:14 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address

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