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Metalunderground.com To Cover Nu-Metal Exclusively

Official Press Release:

In light of nu-metal's recent death and newfound underground status by most bands who play it or are just beginning to play it, we proudly present the new nu-Metalunderground.com. Metalunderground.com will be devoting all of its resources to promoting this once-loved genre starting tomorrow, April 2, 2006. Bands such as Korn, Slipknot, Limp Bizkit, Godsmack and others will still be covered, probably even more than usual.

"With metalcore, hardcore and most forms of metal back on the rise, there is only one worthy place to dedicate all of our resources," commented the sites owner, known only as "deathbringer." "The other upside is that we can weed out all of those whiners who only want "real metal" or "underground" news now and we'll be supporting what we truly love...until emo goes back underground at least."

A new site desgin with a more nu-metal feel will be forthcoming. Thank you for your time and patronage.

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1. rulin kmadd writes:

hahaha! How about emo-modfags.com as well and feature crap like Atreyu, oh you do that
already. Hmmm.

# Apr 1, 2006 @ 4:50 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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2. What a f u c k i n g joke! writes:

Refer to my user name !

# Apr 1, 2006 @ 6:30 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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3. madmetalman writes:

i don't understand? what is going to happen? are they jneiqhewvh1qu3vhiewhviuhviuwhevqiehvqhvwhvowehvwqhvehv

can someone please explain it for me???????

# Apr 1, 2006 @ 7:17 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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4. sevenchurches writes:

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(vomits for a long time)

# Apr 1, 2006 @ 7:51 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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5. frAek writes:

april fools mother f***ers

# Apr 1, 2006 @ 7:55 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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6. sevenchurches writes:

you might as well kicked me in the balls. this is vile. kill me now.

aw sh** f*** c*** p***y d*** a$$ c*** damn hell b**** bastard

# Apr 1, 2006 @ 7:56 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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7. sevenchurches writes:

oh yeah i forgot it was april fools

# Apr 1, 2006 @ 7:57 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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8. Bastard_Of_Bodom writes:

i dont understand.................why cant emo just die

# Apr 1, 2006 @ 8:01 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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9. slayerdisciple writes:

this better be an aprils fools joke or im not comin back on here anymore

# Apr 1, 2006 @ 9:07 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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10. madmetalman writes:

oh yeah, april fools!!!!!!!!
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! great one!!!!!!!!!!!!
whew

# Apr 1, 2006 @ 10:13 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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11. **** i just blew a blood vessle!!!! writes:

Limp bIzkit still exsist?

# Apr 1, 2006 @ 10:26 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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12. WhylordWhy writes:

I can't wait for you to do feature stories on 311,Limp Bizkit,Korn,Skipknot,Orange 9mm,Linkin Park and others. I just can't wait I am sooooo GIDDY about it..............................HAHAHAHA

# Apr 1, 2006 @ 10:29 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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13. sevenchurches writes:

i herd that limp bizkit broke up.

# Apr 1, 2006 @ 11:43 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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14. COB hate crew writes:

deathbringer..... you better not... you better not.

# Apr 1, 2006 @ 11:45 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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15. slayerdisciple writes:

this could be my last post
i dont wanna be a part of a site that features mostly nu metal bands or a site that features more nu metal then it already is now, if this does turn out that this is an april fools joke then i shall be back,
everyone feel free to im me at slayerfan1989, or at myspace.com/soul_slaughter, unless this be a joke
goodbye
jake aka slayerdisciple

# Apr 1, 2006 @ 11:56 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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16. jwwolf writes:

does anybody know what day it is
April 1st?
a.l.a April Fools day?????

# Apr 2, 2006 @ 1:10 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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17. RememberMetal? writes:

best.

april fools joke.

ever.

# Apr 2, 2006 @ 1:11 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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18. sevenchurches writes:

yeah this maby my last appearance too. anyone who wants to chat with me at other message baords go to blabbermouth where im known as Al Bundy and ultimate metal where im also known as Al Bundy. MetalThrone im known as Nickname. but if its a joke ILL BE BACK to post comments on metal underground under the name of sevenchurches as i always do. so ill wait and see how things are doin. oh yeah i also got my own blog here
http://albundy2.blogspot.com/

# Apr 2, 2006 @ 1:35 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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19. WhylordWhy writes:

Oh well I was soooo looking forward to the nu-metal segments. Thats ok we still deal with enough sh**ty bands here between Ozzfest,A7x,Atreyu,Korn, we won't have to try and shut numetalunderground.com with relentess amounts of spam we can continue here.....lol.

# Apr 2, 2006 @ 9:28 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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20. jim writes:

who says metal has no sense of humor?

# Apr 2, 2006 @ 11:34 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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21. rising end writes:

well, that was kinda funny. but holy sh** imagine if it was true...

# Apr 2, 2006 @ 11:51 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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22. Azazel_Begotten writes:

Perfect April Fools deathbringer!!! \m/ \'''/

# Apr 2, 2006 @ 1:09 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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23. KidzBopLover writes:

yeah nu metal whoo hooo kick ass

# Apr 2, 2006 @ 2:24 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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24. unsean writes:

forgot it was april fool.... just sh** myself

# Apr 2, 2006 @ 4:49 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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25. BLACKDOG writes:

I will not dignify this with a response.

# Apr 2, 2006 @ 5:00 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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26. unsean writes:

but you just responded

# Apr 2, 2006 @ 5:02 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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27. broken face writes:

i kno this was a april fools joke but the funny thin is i like Korn, Slipknot, Limp Bizkit, Godsmack

# Apr 4, 2006 @ 6:17 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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28. broken face writes:

i kno this was a april fools joke but the funny thin is i like Korn, Slipknot, Limp Bizkit, Godsmack

# Apr 4, 2006 @ 6:17 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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29. Smnth84 writes:

me too broken face.

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30. Smnth84 writes:

I also like Alternative and Industrial metal as well... Its fun! The original Metal bands are boring, same old thing different voice.

# Apr 4, 2006 @ 9:24 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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31. sevenchurches writes:

Smnth84
suck a d*** if you dont like old school metal you are not a metalhead so leave the board at once

# Apr 4, 2006 @ 10:37 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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32. Zos Kia Cultus writes:

best april fools joke ever!!!

# Apr 8, 2006 @ 11:29 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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33. ordermydick writes:

for 45$

# Apr 10, 2006 @ 6:41 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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34. sevenchurches writes:


Do you feel what I feel, see what I see, hear what I hear
There is a line you must draw between your dream world and reality
Do you live my life or share the breath I breathe
Lies feed your judgement of others
Behold how the blind lead each other
The philosopher
You know so much about nothing at all
[Lead: Chuck]

Ideas that fall under shadows of theories that stand tall
Thoughts that grow narrow upon being verbally released
Your mind is not your own,
what sounds more mentally stimulating is how you make your choice
So you preach about how I'm supposed to be, yet you don't you know your own
sexuality
Lies feed your judgement of others
Behold how the blind lead each other
The philosopher
You know so much about nothing at all

# Apr 10, 2006 @ 8:01 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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35. Bexter writes:

Oh o ho! very nice site!

# Apr 29, 2006 @ 8:29 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address

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