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Pit Stories: Captain Big Boobs Attacks, Gives Dirty Thrills To....Dirty Thrills

This week's edition of Pit Stories comes from U.K.'s Dirty Thrills...who had a bit of "dirty thrills" themselves when they got the call to support Europe in 2015.

It seems the now notorious "Captain Big Boobs" made overtures and then attacked vocalist Louis James at a gig. Here, let the band tell you all about it:

We were honoured when we recieved the call from Europe, that we would be supporting them on several European dates back in late 2015. The shows were absoloutely incredible, with every show finishing on a massive high, the usual antics would take place, massive amounts of drinking and whatever else was done right after performing, and hotel mischief are all a given. But there was one particular show that stood out (as far as mad fans go anyway). Tt started off a normal morning, get up hungover and nurse it with the warm beer from the night before, then head down for some breakfast with the rest of the band and team. While tucking into mountains of bacon, eggs and beans we received a large number of picture messages on our band page. We opened them up and were greeted with a shit load of topless pics from this lady who was apparently staying in the same hotel.

She also managed to get our managers phone number and proceeded to beg her for a......lets just say full on meet and greet. Time was pressing as we needed to go to sound check, so we left and forgot about it for a while. Show time came about and who else was at the front with her boulders fully on show...the hotel porn queen of course! Anyway, the show went great and after sculling a large amount of booze and what not, we decided to go into the crowd for a little nose. As we began to sign some autographs, our singer Louis James was quickly mauled and pulled to the floor by captain big boobs! Clawing at him and attempting to find somewhere to get a firm hold of, she was quickly pulled away by security, in a manic sweaty ball of sexy tension. That memory will be a comical highlight for us all.

For those who have had a more pleasurable boob experience while watching their favorite musicians -- be sure to let us know your story in the comments!

Dirty Thrills has an album called "Heavy Living" you can grab from all digital outlets. Follow them on Facebook over at this location.

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From the early to mid-90's, Carl published his own fanzine called C.R.O.M. In 1997, he released a compilation entitled "CROM: The Resurrection of True Metal," which featured songs from bands from around the world, including the first U.S. release of any kind for bands like Italy's Rhapsody (n/k/a Rhapsody of Fire) and Brazil's Angra. Follow Carl on Facebook and Twitter: @CROMCarl.

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