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Steel Panther To Release Surprise Feminist Album "Sexism Sucks... Harder Than Your Mom"

posted Apr 1, 2017 at 12:58 AM by xFiruath. (9 Comments)

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Mere days after releasing latest collection of misogynistic rock anthems "Lower The Bar," and less than a week before heading out on the road with the express intent to bang 2017 girls in a row, everything has now changed for Steel Panther.

When Satchel's mom shared a particularly on-point meme from Everyday Feminism, Michael Starr and Lexi Foxx officially got woke and knew they had to make things right with the ladies.

There was only one thing to do: record a surprise album letting cock rock fans around the globe know about the Panther's sudden change in world view.

"Sexism Sucks... Harder Than Your Mom" will be released tomorrow - April 2nd - in honor of the anniversary of Jeannette Rankin being the first woman formally seated in the U.S. House of Representatives. Cover artwork can be seen below, and the track listing will be as follows:

1. All Female Magic Mike Remake For Equality
2. Susan B. My Bitch
3. Penetrating the Patriarchy
3. Emily Spankhurst
4. Suffrajizz
5. Glass Ceiling Glory Hole
6. Friend Zone Fapfest
7. Angela BAEvis
8. Hairy Armpit Babe
9. Rosa Parks (Let's Create Some Sparks)
10. I'll Make You A Sandwich (With Extra Meat)
11. Men's Rights Massacre

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9 Comments on "Steel Panther To Release Surprise Feminist Album"

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1. Steel Fanther writes:

Yawn! Not even remotely believable April Fools.

# Apr 1, 2017 @ 4:21 AM ET | IP Logged

2. metalunderground-trollwire writes:

according to variety.net, songs that for some reason missed the cut include:

1 aperape, a michelle obama joint
2 orgy island symphony
3 whitney mixter for president
4 id rather tap a goat than whoppi
5 chris virden, a career death spiral
6 PHG's for you and me
7 CNN ( cat nipp negroes)
8 party with artie ( lang)

Mike~ MUTW

# Apr 1, 2017 @ 3:16 PM ET | IP Logged

3. dewayne.marion@Gmail.com writes:

Steel Fanther....You should play with it before you blow your load. Where is your sense of humor?

# Apr 2, 2017 @ 11:21 AM ET | IP Logged

4. Another fanther fan writes:

Catch Steel Panthers new release "Herpes" as they made it up!

https://youtu.be/Q_GkT9CkcIc

# Apr 2, 2017 @ 11:27 AM ET | IP Logged

5. Another fanther fan writes:

The previous post could be
Viewed as spam. I apologies. Couldn't resist. It's a really funny clip.

# Apr 2, 2017 @ 11:29 AM ET | IP Logged

6. a writes:

steel panther are bunch of gays.

# Apr 3, 2017 @ 12:03 AM ET | IP Logged

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7. xFiruath writes:

^ An all gay album would actually be spot-on perfect for these guys. Fingers crossed the next one goes that direction just to make everyone's heads explode.

# Apr 3, 2017 @ 10:57 AM ET | IP Logged

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8. Drum_Junkie writes:

^ All the songs would be written by the bass player with the album dedicated to Rob Halford.

# Apr 3, 2017 @ 11:12 AM ET | IP Logged

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9. xFiruath writes:

So... who is going to launch the Change.org petition to get this happening?

# Apr 3, 2017 @ 1:53 PM ET | IP Logged

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