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Fred Durst's Sex Tape Scheme Unveiled

Metalunderground.com has gotten word from a friend of a friend of Fred Durst who reveals that Durst's leaked porn video was part of a half-baked plan at achieving Tommy Lee-like fame as both the rocker and the sex object. Our source revelaed that the "computer repairman" was a friend, or rather accomplice, of Dursts who did exactly as he was told by leaking the video footage.

Upon hearing this story, our source says he immediately went and downloaded the footage form the Internet and, much to his chagrin, watched it. "It was sooooo ameteur. The problem is that [Fred Durst] didn't have the tool [sic] or the camera presence that Tommy Lee has. He didn't have Pamela either for that matter. He obviously didn't think his plan through very well."

It wasn't hard to find out from the Limp Bizkit fan club coordinator, who is seeking a new job, that their fan club had been bleeding members - presumed to be largely female - since the incident and is at a level of membership not seen since "Three Dollar Bill Yall$".

Durst could not be reached for comment, but we're sure we'll hear plenty out of his big mouth once he's ready to talk.

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1. sex writes:

f***en loser

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2. tom MSF writes:

some people are dumb

# Apr 1, 2005 @ 9:11 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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3. bob writes:

ha thats sweet, what a douchebag.

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4. brokenwings13 writes:

Deathbringer, you've outdone yourself, what a nice article.

# Apr 2, 2005 @ 1:17 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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5. Johnson writes:

Hahaha...what a douch

# Apr 2, 2005 @ 8:01 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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6. RememberMetal? writes:

Childish idiot.....To think this guy had the popular rock world by it's throat just 5 years ago, my how the mighty have fallen....and keep falling and falling.....It'd be sad if he werent so filthy bloody rich. He has his money, he had his 15 minutes, he altered the course of music (sadly, and fortunately things have rebounded somewhat since then).

You know, as much as I loath Durst's style, he did put an original spin on an established theme.......Why couldnt he come up with an original comeback attempt?!?!

It's the most pathetic cry for attention since....well since David Lee Roths public behaivior for the last 20 years.

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7. BiGG Perm writes:

that's f***ing awesome. what a retard

# Apr 2, 2005 @ 2:49 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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8. BLACKDOG writes:

I sortof lost respect for Durst a while back.He spend's alot of time whining about nothing and making comment's that are just pointles and juvenile.Last I checked his 15 minutes were up after the Chocolate Starfish record.

# Apr 2, 2005 @ 4:58 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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9. bob writes:

oh, it was just an april fools joke. we're all a bunch of f***ing losers.

# Apr 2, 2005 @ 5:08 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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10. Linkin Park Killa writes:

I haven't seen this sh**, but just wondering, who is the b**** in this video? Is she hot?

# Apr 2, 2005 @ 6:36 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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11. RememberMetal? writes:

HAHA!

I DID fall for this one....damn im an idiot.....anyone who checks the read the full article link will see that it's a joke.....I somehow missed out on this last year, or I would have known better. good stuff.

# Apr 2, 2005 @ 9:33 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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12. booby tha matter writes:

THE ONLY THING I KNOW IS THAT FRED DURST SUXS AS A FRONT MAN AND FRED NEVER COMPARE YOURSELF OR TRY TO SAY THAT YOUR BAND IS BETTER THEN THE DEFTONES YOU f***ING COPYCAT WITH YOUR f***ING GOATEE b**** f***IN RAP ROCK IS OVER SO IS YOUR CAREER AND YOUR p***y BAND CALLED LIMP BIZKIT OR LIMP f*** .......IM OUT TEXAS WHATS UP

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13. voodoo_child writes:

even though this was an april fools joke, i still think that fred durst is the worst thing to happen not just to rock but to music in general

# Apr 3, 2005 @ 3:50 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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14. Brian Welch writes:

hahah you fa**ots fell for that sh**, f*** all you haters, if you dont like the sh** dont listen or talk about it.

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