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Slipknot To Launch New Line Of Official Merch

For all the maggots out there who want more than just Slipknot shoes and costumes and masks, Slipknot has announced that they will be launching a whole new line of official Slipknot merch:

Ant farms are out, maggot farms are more exciting. Rather than watching little 6-legged insects crawl around on sand, you will be able to see maggots squirm on rotting meat.

Other merch, themed to your favourite masked member, includes sleepwear, bed sheets & pillow cases, curtains, toilet seats, bath towels, diapers, lamp shades, toasters, blenders, coffee mugs, mouse pads, umbrellas and more.

And there's nothing better than waking up to a Slipknot alarm clock, which blasts "People=Shit" at high decibels. You'll never wake up late again.

New merch will be availabe on Slipknot's official online store this fall.

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1. Andrew writes:

hahaha, if it wernt april fools day i would of believed it, well over here it aint april folls day anymore

# Apr 1, 2005 @ 8:52 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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2. ken writes:

Slipknot used to be cool like back in the day now there just a bunch of money hungry b****es. who the f*** needs all that sh** a f***in toaster?!?! you gotta be kidding me I sure hope this is just a f***ing joke...

# Apr 1, 2005 @ 11:25 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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3. CorrosiveMind writes:

by the way, they're not money hungry, any and all merch that is created it usually done by their record label or some one else who isn't in the band and is just out to get money. it's possible that they clear the rights themselves for merch and if that's how it is then yeah they're in it a little bit more for the money, but they're still great musicians and i love their new cd

# Apr 2, 2005 @ 12:29 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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4. brokenwings13 writes:

HAHAHAHAAA

Slipknot diapers? You really thought this through.

# Apr 2, 2005 @ 1:22 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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5. Johnson writes:

You have to admit...their good at marketing themselves...id probabley do the same thing...think about all the things you wish you had being right there in front of you face, you wouldnt pass it up???

# Apr 2, 2005 @ 8:04 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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6. tom MSF writes:

f*** slipknot

# Apr 2, 2005 @ 1:23 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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7. pulseofthesicness writes:

chill out, it's an april fools joke by the website....damn you guys are guillable

# Apr 2, 2005 @ 6:45 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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8. Linkin Park KIlla writes:

Man this got to be a joke. I thought rappers were the only ones who did clothing line. If this ain't a April Fool's joke, then f*** Slipknot!

# Apr 2, 2005 @ 7:25 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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9. brokenwings13 writes:

Dime had a clothing line almost ready to start before his murder. Kerry King has a line too, well his is all sorts of products, it's called KFK, you've probably heard of it.

# Apr 2, 2005 @ 9:45 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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10. Lilu writes:

Great april fools..well i hope it is..O_O

# Apr 3, 2005 @ 4:15 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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11. Nuclear6assault writes:

*yawns* slipknot r bull lol the end

# Apr 3, 2005 @ 5:18 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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12. MyPlague writes:

Haha i would so buy a slipknot blender!

# Apr 3, 2005 @ 8:46 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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13. maggot4 writes:

me 2

# Apr 7, 2005 @ 6:58 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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14. darkstar writes:

I figured if there are Buzz Lightyear diapers for Disney fans, why not Corey Taylor diapers for Slipknot fans?

# Apr 10, 2005 @ 2:04 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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15. murderdolls rock !!!! writes:

ur bum eds

# Apr 21, 2005 @ 12:11 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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16. slavedriver3 writes:

i'm sorry to say but i would prolly buy everything they put out. i love them like they are my own flesh and blood, i support whatever they do. What can i say, i'm a maggot.

# Apr 22, 2005 @ 3:39 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address

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