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MetalSucks.net Bought Out By TMZ

Metalunderground has discovered through an inside source that a large funds transfer was initiated yesterday between Time Warner and Metalsucks.net – your finest source for metal gossip on all planet Earth – leading to the conclusion the site has been bought out.

Upon contacting the site, we have confirmed now that MetalSucks is officially owned by Time Warner subsidiary TMZ.com. MetalSucks will now apparently be a metal gossip spin-off of the popular celebrity news site.

A source from the site, who refused to go on the record with a name, told us things should proceed essentially exactly the same as they had been before the buy-out, commenting: “We want to assure everyone that whenever a rapper wears a metal band shirt, we will absolutely be the first to break that earth-shatteringly important news. That won't change at all in this merger.”

The unnamed source stated a different change in direction was actually planned prior to the buy offer, stating, “We were planning on ditching all the click bait, needlessly inflammatory headlines and post actual metal news, but you know, then this offer came along...”

The source was adamant fans can expect little to no change in daily operations however, adding, “In no way has this diminished our raging hard on for pretending to hate Emmure but posting about them on a near-daily basis.”

Rumors have circulated that Perez Hilton will be brought on as a guest correspondent. Stay tuned as this breaking story develops.

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1. CROMCarl writes:

"your finest source for metal gossip on all planet Earth" > All quotes EVER

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2. Drum_Junkie writes:

Perez Hilton and Axl Rosenberg are known for their double dutch rudders.

-Axl facts

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3. this article is bad writes:

and you should feel bad

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4. DJ Bran writes:

April fools is boring

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5. Dario Sycco writes:

Keep trying. Still got few hours left to make a funny April Fools post.

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6. wow writes:

you to funnt

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7. slammin_rushdie writes:

Eh, this was a good one because it's almost believable.

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