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The Rockstar Ramblings: Girls, Girls, Girls

Apparently there have been lots of casting calls for tattooed rock girls who like to strip and dance in their panties. Thankfully there have been lots of casting calls for tattooed rock girls who like to strip and dance in their panties.

London LeGrand (Brides Of Destruction) has released a second video from his band Rockstars On Mars. The band recently released their self-titled debut, the latest single and video is for the song "Too Kool For Skool.” Same old story: Girl hitchhikes to Hollywood to be a star – Girl stabs apple with switchblade – Girl swallowed by porn and exotic dance circuit. Damn those apples…

Ukrainian sleaze rockers John Galt have released a music video for the song "Undeniable", which is featured on their debut album 'Served Hot.’ There is nothing quite like girls just having fun in their panties while sipping whiskey. Also, important to note that there a lot of cut-off jeans in this video (score one for the never-nudes). One of the girls gets aggressive and starts putting the moves on the other one who doesn’t seem too sure, but you know what they say – you can’t rape the willing (note: “they” were probably some very bad people). Video escalates into every pizza guy’s dream when the girls pull him inside to possibly abuse, drug, fuck his brains out or possibly all of the above. When he wakes he is unsure what happened, but I think it’s safe to assume it was a positive experience…

Canada's Snakeskyn Whiskey released 'Against The World' earlier this year, and have unleashed a video for the album's first single "Outta My Way.” Did you know that each time a vocalist uses a megaphone he has to pay Scott Weiland a royalty? Anyway, the band is out to “take care of shit” and their first stop is a beat down of some guys just playing music in their apartment. Was it indie folk music? Well then, that explains it. Next, the band kidnaps a group of girls who are just looking to have fun. They use a black van which is strange because you should always use a white van for kidnappings. That’s kidnapping 101. Okay, that’s enough. ABORTING NOW! I really don’t understand what is going on in this video…

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David S. Grant (aka Rockstar_Scribbler) is the author of several books including Rock Stars, Happy Hour, and Corporate Porn. For more information please go to www.rockstarbooks.net or www.davidsgrant.com. You can also follow David on Twitter @david_S_grant.

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