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Metal maniacs, it's time for some more devastating pornogrind to ruin your otherwise lovely day!

There probably are as many goregrind/pornogrind bands in the world as types of bacteria in a
corpse rotting in a sewer, but not many of them have achieved a cult status like Austria's VxPxOxAxAxWxAxMxC (Vaginal Penetration Of An Amelus With A Musty Carrot) has in only five years since its inception.

For double the grind, VxPxOxAxAxWxAxMxC has teamed up with TxPxF (Teen Pussy Fuckers) for a new split coming out via Kaotoxin Records on May 6th. Titled "A Fairytale full of Apotemnophiliac Moments," the first four tracks are offered up by the amelus penetrators, while tracks five to 14 come courtesy of the teen pussy fuckers.

"Playing Mühlviertel Rabbit Chase In A Nursery" features guest vocals by Andreas Tseung (Vomitous) while Erwin De Groot (ex-Last Days Of Humanity / SMES) guests on "Neuk Je Moeder."

Today we are streaming the disgustingly awesome split in all its glory to the detriment of all your ears (and other various orifices)!

You can order your own copy in various configurations, and see the full gag-inducing cover artwork over at the Kaotoxin website here. The track listing is:

1. Baptized In Clammy Scat
2. Lacerate Some Farmers With A Harvester
3. Playing Mühlviertel Rabbit Chase In A Nursery
4. Mucus Of A Giant Anal Papilla
5. 40 Y 13 (paedolove)
6. I Like Your Pussy Shaved Cause That Makes You Look Underage
7. Whor(e)shipping Val's Ass
8. Menstruation Is The Best Lubrication
9. Neuk Je Moeder
10. I Love Morritas De Secundaria
11. Paedophilic Love
12. Anal Ana (taco Y Burrito En Tu Culito)
13. She Loves To Rape And Be Raped
14. Circus Macabrus

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1. noone writes:

Sounds crunchy. Would love to see them live.

# Apr 15, 2014 @ 1:45 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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2. Rolls Eyes writes:

This typ elf "shock for shock sake" is so 90s already...... at this point, it's not shocking or alluring anyone. It's just damning the metal genre further into irrelevancy. Total crap.

# Apr 15, 2014 @ 2:03 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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3. Rolls Eyes writes:

type of*

# Apr 15, 2014 @ 2:03 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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4. brandedcfh420 writes:

lame stupid noise....their mind set is: "we suck so we will make our name and song titles the cheesiest ever"!!!

# Apr 15, 2014 @ 4:46 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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5. spiral_architect writes:

IT SEEMS TO BE WORKING FOR STEEL PANTHER!

# Apr 15, 2014 @ 4:55 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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6. deathfreak writes:

I have a soft spot for stuff like this tis funny when high....

# Apr 16, 2014 @ 2:13 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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7. brandedcfh420 writes:

and steel panther are just 80s rejects who are a stain upon metal.

# Apr 16, 2014 @ 9:16 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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8. americanpatriot1 writes:

Kinda sad when this kind of garbage gets press and an audience. Song number 6? Really? Even A.C. didn't go that far. I don't wanna hear that it's just for laughs or some crap like that. I would be willing to bet that one or more of these guys have child porn of some fashion in their possession. There is a limit folks.

# Apr 16, 2014 @ 12:05 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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9. coldiem writes:

If it weren't already obvious, Steel Panther is a terrible comparison. Either way, Cannibal Corpse took the "Hey, let's put as many disgusting words together as possible" boat and rammed in into the cliffs at full speed YEARS ago. Sorry guys, but this ship has sailed, well over a decade ago.

I like extreme and dark humor but this kind of thing is just plain stupid.

# Apr 16, 2014 @ 1:42 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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10. bystander writes:

honestly, I've been looking at VxPxOxAxAxWxAxMxC and they've been improving/changing their act. They tried to go straight up brutal, but now are taking the whole "we're a drum computer band, we can add more" approach; there's comedy elements, midi guitar in the new recordings.....death metal will be death metal, offensive, raunchy, and unintelligible. But at least there's a different angle.

I don't think they got sent on tour across south america and Europe for nothing.....

# Apr 23, 2014 @ 11:33 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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11. kid salami writes:

only PG I listen to is cemetery rapist.
that is all

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