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Manowar Announce Condom Line

posted Dec 17, 2007 at 7:17 PM by Diamond Oz.  (20 Comments)

Magic Circle Music has issued the following update:

"MANOWAR fans have requested a special piece of merchandise from their favourite metal band. Manowar has heard these requests and delivered. The new Manowar condoms are the perfect romantic accessory for all true metal couples. Whether you are looking to spice things up in the bedroom or meet somebody new after the show, Manowar condoms will do the trick. Now, you are ready for any chance meetings that turn into unexpected friendships.

This special 'Warrior's Shield' is made of 100% natural rubber latex and transparent in colour. All condoms are FDA approved against pregnancy, AIDS and other STD's. Expiration date, lot numbers and health advisories printed on the back of each condom.

The 'Warrior's Shield' is individually packaged with the white Manowar logo emblazoned on the package. The "Warrior's Shield" is sold five (5) condoms per bag.

Manowar condoms now available at The Kingdom Of Steel Online Store, just in time for the holidays!

Now you can not only say Fuck The World, you can do it as well.

Source: BW&BK

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1. Public Execution writes:

Hahahahaha, oh wow. Not quite sure what to say to this.

# Dec 17, 2007 @ 7:50 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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2. Vicarious_Intent writes:

"Now you can not only say f*** The World, you can do it as well."

ROFLMAO

# Dec 17, 2007 @ 7:59 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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3. 6(sic)6 writes:

This totally made my day.

# Dec 17, 2007 @ 8:43 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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4. dmasa writes:

just when i though manowar couldnt get any gayer

# Dec 17, 2007 @ 8:57 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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5. RememberMetal? writes:

Gay? hell their music is terrible but this works for straight people too man!...'Specially if your girl forgot to take her pill a day or two.

Now Playing: Opeth - "Closure"

# Dec 17, 2007 @ 9:27 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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6. WiseWiz writes:

All I can really say is wow.

# Dec 17, 2007 @ 9:42 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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7. brandedcfh420 writes:

well, how come they didnt censor the f-word in the article like they do us in our posts..this is hypocrisy on the part of the admins here...why censor us but not the article???....punk-a$$ fuktards!!!!

# Dec 17, 2007 @ 10:20 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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8. Jackrum writes:

i am speechless

# Dec 18, 2007 @ 3:43 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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9. megafitch writes:

well....obviously the "true kings of metal" dont make enough money so they need to cash in on as much as they can.....terrrible music......terrible band........terrible merch

# Dec 18, 2007 @ 8:42 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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10. BoltThrower writes:

Been a Manowar fan for nearly 25 years. The last album was lame. So is this publicity stunt(?). I wonder if there's a connection. Only 5 in package, Joey? Doesn't sound very prowess-like.

# Dec 18, 2007 @ 9:07 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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11. Fuck a Name writes:

It's not about prowess. It's good business. People who have that "prowess" will have to buy more. Also works for people with OCD. They can now buy their d***helmets in multiples of 5.

Now Playing: Dethklok- "Thunderhorse"

# Dec 18, 2007 @ 1:24 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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12. Cynic writes:

Ok this is something that in the article says fans requested, Manowar aren't lame, they don't pull publicity stunts they do things for their fans. And "megafitch" if you read the article on the Magic Circle Festival you would know they're hardly short of money.

Last album had some good tracks on it but a bit of a let down with all the superfluous tracks. And -sigh- cheesy doesn't = bad music! Seriously I rate Manowar's compositional skills up there with Metallica.

Now Playing: At The Gates - "All Life Ends"

# Dec 18, 2007 @ 5:42 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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13. Jackrum writes:

Give me Gods of war over any trivial or bullet for my vocalist album any day.

# Dec 18, 2007 @ 5:51 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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14. Eyeliner writes:

This is so hihihihihilarious =))...but i guess that their music is still one of the best..no comments on that one ;)

# Dec 22, 2007 @ 7:40 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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15. Red_Chord writes:

Hey why not, at least they now have some kind of purpose aside from sucking too much...

# Dec 22, 2007 @ 9:52 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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16. Dark_Funeral writes:

i lol'd this is funny.
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# Dec 22, 2007 @ 9:45 PM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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17. Kalis_wrath writes:

*Falls off chair laughing* I am going to have to put this as one of the funniest things I heard in 2007!! Whats next Manowar? Douche bags clad with your band logo??

# Dec 23, 2007 @ 3:58 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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18. Red_Chord writes:

Post # 17 LOL
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# Dec 23, 2007 @ 9:02 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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19. Bastard_Of_Bodom writes:

It seems like there tryin to do anything to get money, this is so dumb and they are a sh**ty band too.

# Dec 23, 2007 @ 11:29 AM ET | IP Logged Reveal posts originating from the same IP address
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20. thefunpalace writes:

haha manowar is the sh**.

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