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American Carnage Tour

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Jun 4, 2010 11:08 PM ET #1 (permalink)

So the American Carnage Tour was Postponed an extra 7 Months, Four of those are already done so i wanted to know how you get ready for something that big. Obviously you gotta work out and get some more muscle but mentally,like i don't want my hairy ear pussies cumming all over the place right away. so how do you guys prepare for a Slayer / Megadeth / Testament concert? Ive seen Megadeth and Testament Before but its going to be my very first Slayer concert. Soo... am i totally fucked in the pits or just listening to the defining sound of Slaytanic Orgasims?

Jun 5, 2010 2:47 PM ET #2 (permalink)

Eh, just go jizz in the pit. Naked. That'll be far more interesting.

Jun 5, 2010 5:55 PM ET #3 (permalink)

Ten points if the jizz lands on kerry kings shiny chrome dome.

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