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Okay, so I've had some serious pondering sessions. I decided that for more or less therapeutic reasons I would listen to mind-dumbing pop music to numb my mind from various problems I've had lately. Since I've built up a tolerance to Lady Gaga (thanks to various youtube members/artists; i.e. Pallomember's mashups and bliix's rock/metal coverlines to Lady Gaga) I decided to pick her as my poison of choice. So after zoning out within the privacy and solitude of my iPod, I came up with an epic idea: TROLL LADY GAGA.

Now I don't mean on a /b/tard/Anonymous-type level. I mean in real life. Its very simple: Metalheads go in groups (dare I say, Legions) to her shows in your locale. Then you mosh to every song. I mean all-out moshing, like on a calibur only matched by Slayer. Even crowd-surfing and throw up the horns. Seriously.

Now, I know some of the qualms many of you will have with this idea:
1) You hate her music
2) You don't even know how you could gather the motivation to mosh to it
3) You don't want to pay for the tickets to do this
4) You're too "tr00" "br00tal" and "fr0st3d"
5) [Insert other reasons here] BAAAAWWWWWW ITS SO GAAAY!

On the other hand, optimistically speaking:
1) She's never had a pit at her shows, it would throw her off
2) If we achieve a moshpit threat level SLAYER, we could take credit for any possible deaths of her actual fans-I'm talking death tolls possibly in scores- if they're caught in a pit (Really, how long do you think a pop fan will last in a pit? Even metalheads who come prepared to mosh are still at risk. I estimate the risk to be tripled for non-metalheads).
3) She actually does have stage acts that would be pretty metal (fire, blood, that kinda stuff) and that doesn't include
4) the creepy undertones in some of her lyrics that would be appreciated in metal songs.
5) She also used to do Led Zeppelin covers before she went pop, and she dated the drummer of some metal band (didn't get the name of the drummer, or the name of said band, but hearsay is that it was a Metal drummer).
6) Link to back up the secret metalhead theory: http://www.metalinsider[dot]net[slash]secret-metalhead/lady-gaga-secret-metalhead

DISCUSS.

(This post was last edited on April 14, 2010 at 1:23 AM ET.)

Cynic: No, however I would hit it...After Alicia Keys.

Hollow: Seriously, the best comment EVER! And no, she's not a hermaphrodite

(This post was last edited on April 14, 2010 at 1:25 AM ET.)

Oh yeah psythe: I just downloaded an Enya album ("The Celts"). I remember my mom had this album. It had some listenable stuff (mostly because some of it has a depressive atmosphere).