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So, which is better?

Posted in: Forum Home >> General Discussion >> So, which is better?

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Displaying posts 1 - 25 of 28 1 2 Last
Jul 21, 2009 11:41 PM ET #1 (permalink)

A nice hot, tasty bowl of ramen noodle soup...or the entire continent of Australia? I'm really strugglin on this one....

Jul 21, 2009 11:57 PM ET #2 (permalink)

That's a toughie. I've always wanted to go to Australia, but then again, I really like Ramen soup.

Jul 22, 2009 12:20 AM ET #3 (permalink)

I say Australia.Why?Because think about it,if you're the president of Australia you can do anything you want & I mean anything,like oh bomb Japan or make all the women have sex with you,plus you'll be able to get all the Ramen you want.That's what I would do.

Jul 22, 2009 1:59 AM ET #4 (permalink)

Ha, well we have good babes.

Jul 22, 2009 2:17 AM ET #5 (permalink)

You can eat Ramen Noodle Soup in America, you can't visit Australia in America, therefor Ramen Noodles wins :P

Jul 22, 2009 3:43 AM ET #6 (permalink)

Give a man noodles, he'll eat for a night. Give a man Australia, he'll probably get eaten.

Jul 22, 2009 9:44 AM ET #7 (permalink)

Things that could/will eat you: Crocodiles, sharks, wild dogs, feral pigs, alledged big cats, yowies
Things that will sting you and kill you: scorpions, spiders, 6 of the world's 10 most deadly snakes, jellyfish, wasps, sting rays, blue ringed octopus
Other: Melbourne/Sydney street gangs, Saturday nights in Melbourne, being set on fire by a taser, backpack murderers....
You have to be tough here and everybody knows Americans are pussies.

Jul 22, 2009 10:06 AM ET #8 (permalink)

Indonesian terroists, Kangaroos, the destert, alien abduction, Summer time, cursed Aboriginal sacred sites, the Tasmanian wilderness, 13 year olds packing knives and the list goes on haha.

Jul 22, 2009 12:37 PM ET #9 (permalink)

Swine flu.

Jul 22, 2009 1:33 PM ET #10 (permalink)

So other than that, what makes Australia bad?

Jul 22, 2009 2:05 PM ET #11 (permalink)

The Duck Bill Platypuss. Fucking poisonous stingers on the back of their feet! Crazy fucking animal.

Jul 22, 2009 2:20 PM ET #12 (permalink)

This place is great. Best babes ever.

Jul 22, 2009 9:07 PM ET #13 (permalink)

It's true, our womans are hawt. :)

Jul 23, 2009 2:45 AM ET #14 (permalink)

What the hell is a yowie???

Jul 23, 2009 6:35 AM ET #15 (permalink)

Lol

Jul 23, 2009 11:56 AM ET #16 (permalink)

As far as Australian babes go, I've only ever met one, and she was a real babe, so I guess I've got to trust you guys on that one.

But I do enjoy me some Ramen...

But I have to ask also.. what IS a yowie?

Jul 23, 2009 11:57 AM ET #17 (permalink)

Did the dingo really eat anyone's baby?

Jul 23, 2009 1:45 PM ET #18 (permalink)

A Yowie is an outback monster of sorts. A part of Aboriginal folklore and there are hundreds of reported sightings each year.

Jul 23, 2009 1:51 PM ET #19 (permalink)

So it's like your version of bigfoot?

Jul 23, 2009 3:29 PM ET #20 (permalink)

I know Australia has alot of hot women, but they ration them to the military like bread under Communism. I saw a ton of Aussie women in the desert, but there were like 3 hot ones. What gives?

Jul 23, 2009 3:45 PM ET #21 (permalink)

All I know is that I can get 2 smokes for a pack
of Ramen Noodle in the Hoosegow. Can't get shit for Australia.

Jul 23, 2009 3:48 PM ET #22 (permalink)

All the ugly ladies live in the desert for a reason.
Yeah kind of like bigfoot. But it has apparently killed people and isn't an ape.

Jul 23, 2009 5:36 PM ET #23 (permalink)

TOG: The Dingo story actually did happen (I believe in the 90's), but later they discovered that the woman killed her baby and the Dingo was exonerated. No kidding.

Jul 23, 2009 6:06 PM ET #24 (permalink)

I believe what happened was that the child's clothes were discovered near the dingo's home and for one reason or another was proved to have eaten the baby.

Jul 23, 2009 8:19 PM ET #25 (permalink)

Yowies? They're like Bunyips.

And the headlines actually got misprinted, it was meant to be:
"Ernie Dingo Ate My Baby"

And ugly chicks join the military coz they know that's the only place with men desperate enough to put one through em.

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