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Dec 16, 2009 11:59 AM ET #1 (permalink)


Dec 16, 2009 12:44 PM ET #2 (permalink)


Dec 16, 2009 2:28 PM ET #3 (permalink)


What the fuck.


Dec 16, 2009 2:33 PM ET #4 (permalink)


Dec 16, 2009 3:56 PM ET #5 (permalink)

I am going to pound your fat ugly face in now get the fuck outta here you little worthless excuse for a human being.

Dec 16, 2009 4:36 PM ET #6 (permalink)

...group hug? :)

Dec 16, 2009 5:11 PM ET #7 (permalink)

Only if you let me slide my tongue down your throat ssssailor. *opens arms wide and smiles at Psythe*

Dec 16, 2009 5:50 PM ET #8 (permalink)

xXxdylanxXx: When i'm done with you my buddy xWigglesX is gonna kick your ass too for making the edge scene look bad.

Dec 17, 2009 12:47 AM ET #9 (permalink)

It's okay Dylan, I'll save you! *Winks* Super!

Dec 17, 2009 1:38 AM ET #10 (permalink)

Lol, awesome. I can just imagine his thought process... *Subject...hmm..sub..JECT...hmm.....matt.*

Dec 17, 2009 2:53 AM ET #11 (permalink)

actually, matt is his last name. his first name is door.

clearly he's about as welcome as a doormat, too. always on the front step, never allowed inside. unlucky, bro. maybe if you keep letting people wipe their shit-covered shoes on your face you'll get there one day... maybe.

Dec 17, 2009 10:02 AM ET #12 (permalink)

you guys should b ashamed of yourselves...stepping all over the most unwelcome "door matt" like this.. tisk tisk...:p

Dec 17, 2009 1:31 PM ET #13 (permalink)

i just drained the lizzard

Dec 17, 2009 1:47 PM ET #14 (permalink)




Dec 18, 2009 3:29 AM ET #15 (permalink)

wake up early my wife farted in my face
even to much for me early in the morning
dont mind if she pisses on me but farting nasty

Dec 18, 2009 3:57 AM ET #16 (permalink)

To be... or not to be.

That is the question.

Dec 18, 2009 10:22 AM ET #17 (permalink)

ahahah Wilco, that's hilarious!

Hollow: that post oddly suited your avatar.

Dec 18, 2009 12:32 PM ET #18 (permalink)

Wilco: Golden showers? Eww.

Dec 18, 2009 12:48 PM ET #19 (permalink)

I LOVE it when my lady farts. It's like a deeper form of "I love you".

Dec 18, 2009 1:39 PM ET #20 (permalink)


Dec 18, 2009 3:03 PM ET #21 (permalink)

What? I'm serious. It takes forever for a woman to feel comfortable farting in front of you.

Dec 19, 2009 12:38 AM ET #22 (permalink)

Sadly, a woman gets too comfortable. Next thing you know, you're waking up from being passed out.

Dec 19, 2009 4:05 AM ET #23 (permalink)

well dont mind if she farts but afther eating black beans and nachos all night and drinking beer
well ik know its not bad
but man that reeks right in my face

if you look at it farting is a form of grunting
yeah love golden showers a golden shower a day keeps the doctor away

Dec 21, 2009 4:03 PM ET #24 (permalink)

Haha Wilco. I think I actually like you. Wanna go desecrate churches with me sometime?

Dec 21, 2009 5:34 PM ET #25 (permalink)

Jsin admitting to liking someone is the strangest thing I've seen in a while lol

I fart in front of everyone. I wonder what that makes me look like. The thing that's a sign that I'm fully comfortable with someone is if I say the most horrible things without feeling odd about it. For example, one time when I was on the bus with my best friend, I told her that if she put me on the wrong bus, I'd eat a living baby right in front of her but first I'd smash it's body and start with the brains. lol. People looked at me funny when I said that but she laughed 'cause she knows me :P

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