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should i pay for sex with an amputee?

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Nov 25, 2009 3:15 PM ET #1 (permalink)

LOL so i was on craigslist and i came across an add that said an amputee was available for day calls everyday 9-6. did i read right? pay for an amputee? and u know what! the girl charges more than the really hot asian chick i just saw an add before. lol what the hell, shouldnt i atleast pay a little less seen as how i get less? what r ur thoughts? hahahaha

Nov 25, 2009 3:16 PM ET #2 (permalink)

sorry guys i put this in the music discussions by accident.

Nov 25, 2009 4:17 PM ET #3 (permalink)

What does the amputee means?

Nov 25, 2009 4:30 PM ET #4 (permalink)

Nihilist: Missing a limb (like a foot, arm, leg, etc...).

KK: DB will move it later. I'm not a believer in paying for sex, but i've heard amputees get freaky-so... yeah... Pay the extra cash and go for it! I'll expect a full report on my desk by Monday.

Nov 25, 2009 4:30 PM ET #5 (permalink)

Lol I don't know if I spelled amputee right lol. But point being she had 1 leg!!

Nov 25, 2009 4:44 PM ET #6 (permalink)

No doggy style sex then.

Nov 25, 2009 5:04 PM ET #7 (permalink)

there is an actual fetish for this. that is why she can charge more. if she was missing both legs it would maybe worth thee xperience. you could then set her where you like and spin, think it could be fun. set her on your pole have friend spin the whore and see if you could grab her jugs while blind folded. whoever gets the highest number before shooting load wins!

Nov 25, 2009 5:07 PM ET #8 (permalink)

There is a fetish for everything.

Nov 25, 2009 5:10 PM ET #9 (permalink)

Agent 47 you are my hero :').

Nov 26, 2009 12:51 AM ET #10 (permalink)

...Justice levels have never been so potentially great.

Nov 26, 2009 1:22 AM ET #11 (permalink)

KanadianKorn: Best. Thread. Ever. *claps hands*

Nov 26, 2009 2:06 AM ET #12 (permalink)

I say go onto youporn or redtube and see if they have any amputee videos. Find out what kind of potential such a purchase would have. Finding out how high up the leg is amputated might not be a bad idea either.

Only on MU would this topic get so much feedback lol

Nov 26, 2009 2:59 AM ET #13 (permalink)

Ask the amputee chick for a threesome with a retarded chick.

Nov 26, 2009 3:14 AM ET #14 (permalink)

Psythe has the right idea.

I say you get a sample first though, before you buy. Test out an amputee corpse, and invest wisely.

Nov 26, 2009 3:31 AM ET #15 (permalink)

I actually hear it's illegal to have sex with a retarted person. Dont quote me, but then again, is it really that great of an idea to even try? Just assume it's illegal and stick with amputees.


She's missing a leg you say? I say go for it. Just a woman with less useless parts in the way of her vagina. Easier access.

God I'm a pig.

Nov 26, 2009 4:05 AM ET #16 (permalink)

how about a threesome with amputees with opposite missing legs that way you can lay them side by side and have a makeshift Siamese twins. Think about how easily you'd be able to move from one to the other.

Nov 26, 2009 8:35 AM ET #17 (permalink)

muahahahaha lol well weve gotten some pretty good answers so far, its makin me lean towards it rather than not. im really likin the 3some idea with 2 aputeees, could make for an expensive evening though.....

Nov 26, 2009 8:35 AM ET #18 (permalink)

lol psythe ur a sicko hahahahahahaha,hmmmm maybe i will though hahahaha

Nov 26, 2009 10:59 AM ET #19 (permalink)

lmao. That's messed up. That game sounds hilarious though.

Nov 26, 2009 4:44 PM ET #20 (permalink)

hahahahah I like Iggy's idea :)

...yeah, actually, I think sex with retarded people is considered assault/rape/whatever in a lot of places.

Nov 26, 2009 6:57 PM ET #21 (permalink)

Who's really retarted though? the guy who has sex with the retard, or the retard?

Nov 27, 2009 3:32 PM ET #22 (permalink)

I guess that depends on the retard and how good the sex was?

Nov 28, 2009 8:26 AM ET #23 (permalink)

How much for just the leg?

Nov 29, 2009 10:23 AM ET #24 (permalink)

whats up hell seekers?im strongg the new dude on here...neway fuk no u defintly shud not pay 2 bangg a parapalegic!! i gues it depends on what limb iz missing...i cud handle a thumb but not a leg

Nov 29, 2009 5:19 PM ET #25 (permalink)

How's about a little correct spelling there tough guy?

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