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Sup Fuckers 7

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Jan 6, 2012 4:07 PM ET #676 (permalink)

Just got distracted by one of the ads at the top of the page. Something about cartooning yourself.
The chick was decently hot, but I instantly realized that I liked her real tits better than the fake cartoon ones... then I realized that her real tits were fake as well, so now I'm puzzled. Maybe I need to go fist myself and think about it some more....

Jan 6, 2012 5:27 PM ET #677 (permalink)

Good call DJ. A good fisting always seems to shed new light on things. Get back to us after the fisting and let us know what you come up with buddy. Happy fisting!

Jan 6, 2012 5:52 PM ET #678 (permalink)

*types with one hand*
will do bro.

Jan 7, 2012 3:07 PM ET #679 (permalink)

Saw this & it needed posting in here ASAP!!!! The single greatest thing I've ever seen in my entire life!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bifmj1O3D24&feature=player_embedded#!

Jan 9, 2012 1:02 PM ET #680 (permalink)

Pissing with rain here! Got DRENCHED on my run, not helped by the 50 or so bastards that intentionally drove through the puddles!!! Still smiling though as got my girlie holiday to Rome booked today! \,,/
How is everyone else's Monday going?

Jan 9, 2012 5:24 PM ET #681 (permalink)

cbella: Fucking horrible just like every other Monday, but somehow better after reading you. ;-)

Jan 9, 2012 7:09 PM ET #682 (permalink)

It's Tuesday here, you dirty capitalists. Sup Fuckers?

I'm just finalizing my last college application, and I tell you they look fucking sucky. I am going to be going to University of Bumblefuckery.

How are all of you?

Also, sucks about Iommi.

Jan 9, 2012 8:04 PM ET #683 (permalink)

"you dirty capitalists" Excuse me? I live in Europe!

Jan 10, 2012 12:03 PM ET #684 (permalink)

University of Bumblefuckberry? I'm intrigued!

Oz: lol.

Jan 10, 2012 7:46 PM ET #685 (permalink)
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ZMA

cbella, I just read your pit story. That totally sucks dude.

Jan 11, 2012 10:07 AM ET #686 (permalink)

A shout ot to one of my idols and biggest influences Mr. Roger Daltry \m/\m/ LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE, rain on me!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygOaNo3M_Hw&feature=related

Jan 11, 2012 11:28 PM ET #687 (permalink)

Sup Fuckers,

The past 2+ weeks my girl's been in Spain. I discovered 2 callouses on my cock last week from excessive masturbation...

Jan 12, 2012 10:13 AM ET #688 (permalink)

Gorecunt & Blindgreed1: kindred spirits? ;)

ZMA - I know! was not the best experience of my life.....oh and FYI all u would be first aiders....slipping the tongue while trying to perform CPR is considered a faux pas in some cultures!

Jan 12, 2012 11:01 AM ET #689 (permalink)

GC: As a drummer, I've been told countless times that if you get callouses on your hand then you're gripping the stick too tight. Maybe that advice applies elsewhere? ;)

cbella: Are you sure he wasn't just trying to clear the airway? :) There are worse things he could have used for that, so count your blessings...

Jan 12, 2012 6:35 PM ET #690 (permalink)
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ZMA

cbella, Yea I can imagine lol. But hey if I was giving you CPR I'd wait till after I saved you to ask for a congratulatory Frenching. That'd be horrible to have some drunk shoving his tongue down your throat when you're already having problems haha.

Jan 13, 2012 9:22 AM ET #691 (permalink)

I'm a little concerned for any females requiring any of u to administer CPR!!!
DJ will use his penis to clear the airways, while ZMA will expect an angry handy j for his gallantry!!!

Jan 13, 2012 2:10 PM ET #692 (permalink)

And not just once... repeatedly.

Jan 13, 2012 4:32 PM ET #693 (permalink)

Well, if your gonna use your penis to open an airway, repeated thrusting is the only way to assure proper opening.

Duh!

Jan 13, 2012 4:49 PM ET #694 (permalink)

LMFAO @ this convo. Filthy fuckers! I mean... My family... *sighs* Busy weekend planned. Havin Hawaiin tonight. Scandanavian/Irish tomorrow, and haven't figured out what the other gal is yet but she's sportin a bangin body and a really cute face. Game ON!

Jan 13, 2012 5:13 PM ET #695 (permalink)

Have a good one brother! If any of them start choking, you know what to do....

Jan 13, 2012 6:02 PM ET #696 (permalink)

Yeah, BOOM goes the dynamite! \m/\m/

Jan 14, 2012 9:18 PM ET #697 (permalink)

So I just got back from seeing my best friends cover band (Metalhead) and am still in amazement from the opening act, which consisted of three lads all aged between 11 and 12. They played some surprisingly heavy music and at the end the singer smashed the fuck out of his guitar. I was impress.

Jan 15, 2012 10:33 PM ET #698 (permalink)
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ZMA

cbella, Yes but only if you got the energy. Not makin' a tired chick give a begrudgingly angry handjob, just an angry one. You gotta wanna do it. Keeps the fun goin' lol.

Jan 16, 2012 2:29 PM ET #699 (permalink)

Awesome weekend...

Jan 16, 2012 6:51 PM ET #700 (permalink)

cbella, I'm actually CPR/First-Aid/AED certified.

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