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Who has the most metal hair on MU?

Posted in: Forum Home >> General Discussion >> Who has the most metal hair on MU?

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Aug 16, 2009 10:13 PM ET #1 (permalink)

Could it be me? Could it be you? Post your metal manes here! Remember though, all code is stripped, so just post a link to your awesomely metal hair.

My hair:

http://tinyurl.com/obuvmd

Edit: here's a better picture of my hair. http://tinyurl.com/p59z46 My mom volunteered to take the picture Lol

I know it's sucky image quality, but fvck you. So get to posting your under-groomed hair, mofo's!

(This post was last edited on August 16, 2009 at 11:06 PM ET.)

Aug 16, 2009 10:50 PM ET #2 (permalink)

Well it obviously wont be me. Does my hairy anus count?

Aug 16, 2009 11:06 PM ET #3 (permalink)

I don't think anyone wants to see your hairy anus, AP. :)

Aug 16, 2009 11:25 PM ET #4 (permalink)

Um... Does my chest hair count.?

Aug 16, 2009 11:38 PM ET #5 (permalink)

It depends. Is your chest hair long enough to be tied into a ponytail?

Aug 17, 2009 12:06 AM ET #6 (permalink)

Nope, I guess not :)
Damn, now I suddenly miss having a head full of hair :(

Aug 17, 2009 1:13 AM ET #7 (permalink)

I was born with the sole purpose of not winning this competition.

Aug 17, 2009 4:09 AM ET #8 (permalink)

I do belive that would be me...

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=201354579&albumID=1725334&imageID=26832603

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=201354579&albumID=1740895&imageID=27206851

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=201354579&albumID=541917&imageID=13340201

Anyother further proof can be given...

Aug 17, 2009 6:09 AM ET #9 (permalink)

Not bad! Let's see what the guys have in store for us...

Edit: also I don't know why my hair looks light brown in the second pic when it is in fact dark brown/black

(This post was last edited on August 17, 2009 at 6:20 AM ET.)

Aug 17, 2009 7:08 AM ET #10 (permalink)

IN: I don't think anyone wants to see your hairy anus, AP. :)

Sure they do, they're just not going to admit it. Ya bunch of dirty little monkeys! :p

Aug 17, 2009 11:18 AM ET #11 (permalink)

How "metal" someone's hair is depends on their look and how well they pull it off. I know from experience that some men look more metal when they are completely bald (my bassist for one) and some look more metal with hair down to their ass. Same with women. Short, long or bald; how metal they look depends on their look and how well they pull it off.

Aug 17, 2009 12:49 PM ET #12 (permalink)

My anus hair is pretty metal, hy head hair, not so much. Rob Halford is bald, and he's metal as fuck.

Aug 17, 2009 12:55 PM ET #13 (permalink)

(puts hands on hips and poses dramatically) I am the one who possesses the most metal hair and gladly accepts the challenge!

Aug 17, 2009 12:59 PM ET #14 (permalink)

I'd say this pic is pretty metal. *LOL* http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=201354579&albumID=1725334&imageID=26832619

Thorn says I look like Milia Johovoich(sp?) was posessed by the Devil. \mm/

Aug 17, 2009 1:12 PM ET #15 (permalink)

I think Inferno's hair is cool, reminds me of old-school Max Cavalera hair (who would win this comp easy!). I had a mohawk a while ago but got rid of it for my job. Like pysthe I was born with the sole purpose of not winning this competition.

Aug 17, 2009 2:12 PM ET #16 (permalink)

I win this game..My hairs to my hip..

Aug 17, 2009 2:18 PM ET #17 (permalink)

Blindgreed and AP: I know, but this is a just for fun thing where people can show random pictures of their hair. haha :P

Aug 17, 2009 3:20 PM ET #18 (permalink)

My hair is straight and USED to be down just above my bi-ceps. Does that count? I don't have any pics of my long hair because my mommie and daddy didn't like it, so they never took pics of me with my hair. God I miss my hair. I don't think I can lever let my hair grow out again though. Brown with all the grey just won't look cool. Plus, by the time I retire, I will be in my mid 40's, so it really won't look right.

Aug 17, 2009 3:54 PM ET #19 (permalink)

How about my old beard?

You can see the pic in my profile. Pretty durastic change compared to the puppy pic, huh?

(This post was last edited on August 17, 2009 at 3:59 PM ET.)

Aug 17, 2009 4:23 PM ET #20 (permalink)

Termie: Most metal beard would have to be a different thread.

Jsin: It is down to your hip, but you still look like an Asian chick from behind. lol.

Aug 17, 2009 6:15 PM ET #21 (permalink)

" Jsin: It is down to your hip, but you still look like an Asian chick from behind. lol." = ROFLMAO

Speaking from my own personal experience... I've achieved the metal "look" with both...
Hair hanging to my belly and my head completely shaved \m/\m/

Aug 17, 2009 6:45 PM ET #22 (permalink)

Inferno - Now I see why you thought that dude's hair looked great. It looks just like yours!

Kali - Ever thought about letting your hair grow this long? lol

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/2/2009/02/504x_anya.jpg

\,,l "About To Die" by The Exploited l,,/

Aug 17, 2009 6:57 PM ET #23 (permalink)

its very metal to look like an asian chick when your a stalky German man

Aug 17, 2009 7:02 PM ET #24 (permalink)

LMFAO!!! "Stalky".

Aug 17, 2009 7:16 PM ET #25 (permalink)

LOFL !!! What the fuck is "stalky" ? Sounds like a way to describe a plant of some sort.?

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