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"...I'd put my tongue in her butt"

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Jun 21, 2011 11:09 AM ET #201 (permalink)

Blindgreed, I didn't know she was married. Gay.

FAN and n0thinghead, lol.

Jun 21, 2011 2:40 PM ET #202 (permalink)
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GC yea that pics you. It just screams.......GORECUNT........lol.

I don't exactly know what GCs character would look like for the fight but I have the butcher from the Destruction album covers in my mind only he's on fire like n0thing said haha.

Ok that I FUCK GIANTS thing is in 2 threads now. I declare meme. Kinda like how they declare shenanigans in South Park and then everyone goes for their brooms.

(This post was last edited on June 21, 2011 at 2:42 PM ET.)

Jun 21, 2011 4:17 PM ET #203 (permalink)

ZMA, are we facebook friends? If not add me (facebook.com/The.Pure.Evil). I'm sure you'll find some random caricature from someone's album cover that matches me. (Unrelated topic, anyone ever take time to think about how many bands have the same caricature for their respective albums? Iron Maiden has Eddie the head as their mascot. Children of Bodom has the Grim Reaper, and so on).

Also there maybe should be a rule of the internet on minimum amount of threads required before something is a meme. I don't think 2 threads is enough. Or maybe to add on to it, a minimum amount of posts per thread have the potential meme referenced. But at least we can all agree that Milhouse is NOT a meme, lulz.

Jun 21, 2011 5:33 PM ET #204 (permalink)
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Nah we're not yet but alright if I ever remember to actually go on I'll add you lol. It almost depresses me thinking about facebook. Annoying internet socializing. I love it here though heh heh.
I think I understand what you mean about the mascots though.
How many threads you think IFG has to spread through before meme is declared?

Jun 21, 2011 6:17 PM ET #205 (permalink)

"How many threads you think IFG has to spread through before meme is declared?"

I'm not sure, but I'm going to keep using it until it sticks. No matter how many threads I have to use it in, no matter how insurmountable the task before me may be, I will make it a meme on here myself if I have to. It shouldnt be too hard, after all I FUCK GIANTS. What is meme-building compared to giant-fornication?

In all seriousness, I am also attracted to tall ass women. Half my girlfriends and just girls Ive um...skeedledeedooed, have been at least 5'9, and I'm 6 foot. Never Been with a girl taller than me though, more becasue theyre hard to find than for lack of trying. :/

My dream goal is to fuck this woman:

Yeah, I have high and possibly retarted goals but so did the dude who climbed mount everest, and look at him, he's famous and shit. Mr. "whatshisface who climbed that tall thing" This shall be my mount everest lol.

Jun 21, 2011 9:12 PM ET #206 (permalink)

wtf is a meme?!?!

Jun 21, 2011 9:48 PM ET #207 (permalink)

My god FAN...lol. I actually prefer short women. But I can fuck anyone regardless of my usual preferences. That, and when you have a dryspell, it doesn't matter. I'm just glad I didn't have to resort to hogging this time.

But yeah ZMA/FAN, you can't force a meme. It has to naturally occur among a populace of any online community. Otherwise its a non-meme (like Milhouse). And seeing as how the original post was all CAPS, I'd say thats how you have to type it when you use it. Why? because I don't fuck giants, I FUCK GIANTS.

branded: Go on 4chan.org and go to the "Random" board...

(This post was last edited on June 21, 2011 at 9:55 PM ET.)

Jun 22, 2011 9:24 AM ET #208 (permalink)

i like shorties. u can move them around as u please. kinda like unwrapped a christmas gift. but... I FUCK GIANTS

may the meme live with u

Jun 22, 2011 3:05 PM ET #209 (permalink)
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That is a fair enough answer. So you meme until meme memes herp a derp........ <; That's not where I was going with this but I just decided not to erase it lol. Anyway. Yea I say keep at it till it sticks that'll work. I FUCK GIANTS.

Back to serious I like short chicks. I could do tall but it's not really my thing.

Your gonna taint brand sending him to 4chan GC lol.

Jun 22, 2011 6:54 PM ET #210 (permalink)

Now there's the question of when and how you use it...Hmmm...Now that I think of it, a meme also has to be something you can MS Paint/photoshop for the lulz (e.g. The cake is a lie, IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER!, etc.).

ZMA, damn right he's gonna be tainted. Its a rule of the internet: The more sweet and innocent something is, the more fun it is to corrupt it. Hence why I FUCK GIANTS. Hell, I bet the reason he hasn't replied to any posts yet is because he's going through the stages of a /b/tard right now: Innocent >; Laughing >; Shocked/Traumatized/Grossed out >; Jerking off to the things that Shocked/Traumatized/Grossed him out >; "Needs moar pooper"

(This post was last edited on June 22, 2011 at 6:56 PM ET.)

Jun 22, 2011 9:57 PM ET #211 (permalink)

^dude the only reason /b/ doesnt shock me is I have a friend who purposely looked for fucked up shit on the internet years ago before that shit existed just to mess with people. Pictures of mutilated/chopped in half dicks, feet being put in peoples buttholes, teen titan hentai lol. He watched 2 girls 1 cup like seven times just for laughs. For a whole year of middle school he was known as horseporn boy because someone overheard one of his hilarious fucked up conversations.

The funny thing is, he is know married, owns a home, and served a tour in the army. Great guy, just likes to find fucked up internet shit. We showed him the most retarted shit we could find on that site and it only made him laugh. It's like he fucks giants or something.

Jun 22, 2011 10:03 PM ET #212 (permalink)

on topic though, I just walked through wal-mart and almost got a fearboner. SOOO many chicks walking through that store that deserved a meeting of my mouth and their nethermouths. Which never happens. Usually, you walk through a walmart and find two bangable chicks, and if youre lucky a single hot one. but this day, no matter where I turned there was a girl that needed a spanking. It's like all the local models, milfs and strippers all decided to shop RIGHT THEN. Lucky me.

Jun 23, 2011 2:15 AM ET #213 (permalink)

My job, just don't get me started on all the horribly sexy things I'd do to the women at my job...

Jun 23, 2011 10:43 AM ET #214 (permalink)

i fear checking out this /b/ thing. w/e the fuck it is.

Jun 23, 2011 5:55 PM ET #215 (permalink)
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Well you could go to the a meme gen site and get a meme backround and then creat and new meme. The face could be like.....the Green Giant mascot or something GC. For some reason that was the first thing that came to mind when I thought I FUCK GIANTS meme.

This picture of the Green Giant looks pretty dirty.
Filthy things could be done with that face.

I went through almost all those stages except in a different order. For me it was: Innocent, Shocked, Laughing, Needs sharpie in pooper, Desensitized........ It a weird love hate relationship, because I hate it but I've still seen some of the funniest things I've ever seen and nothing can ever come close. Almost like that ep of South Park where Cartman stops laughing after he sees people with asses for heads lol.
But yes it's fun watching the expression on someones face who's never seen any of the crazy shit. Totally priceless heh heh.

Your friend was an OG FAN, festering through the dark bowels of the internets. Haha Teen Titan hentai. I don't remember exactly how it happened but I saw that like 2 weeks ago for the first time in years. Still funny. I kinda have a friend like that. Dude showed me all the worst shit online but now he's got a girl and a well paying job and he's just a regular dude.

If you wanna take the risk n0thing go ahead and go on /b/ lol.

Jun 23, 2011 7:45 PM ET #216 (permalink)


Just keep hitting refresh until something pops up that blows your mind. I dont even bother commenting on anything, the trolls there are legendary, but I read as much as I can; as fucked up as the pictures are, some of the people on there are fucked in the head in all the right ways, as in, they are fucking hilarious. Anyone heard of the Battletoad incident?

Jun 24, 2011 3:55 PM ET #217 (permalink)

Aye FAN, true shit.

Jun 25, 2011 2:41 AM ET #218 (permalink)
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/b/ trolls heh heh. I've seen people get destroyed on that site it's funny as hell.

Jun 25, 2011 4:14 AM ET #219 (permalink)

Was at a gathering with my roommate's 2 sisters earlier...I behaved, but I'd do them both at the same time

Jun 25, 2011 11:09 AM ET #220 (permalink)

Robin Pearce She's a anchorwoman on CNN, not that I watch that shit, but she's fucking hot and would most certainly get a tongue lashing courtesy of moi.

Jul 10, 2011 10:49 AM ET #221 (permalink)

JennaMarbles on youtube. Nothing personal, but generally I don't find funny women (I mean like, actual comedians) attractive, but JennaMarbles? ...I'd put my tongue in her butt

Jul 16, 2011 11:27 PM ET #222 (permalink)

I saw this skit about ugly people she did the other day on lleak . I could see giving her a lashing Gore. Maybe she wouldnt talk so much then..

Jul 17, 2011 4:56 AM ET #223 (permalink)


Jul 21, 2011 9:11 PM ET #224 (permalink)

My new squeeze...I'm gonna put my tongue in her butt...

Jul 22, 2011 8:22 AM ET #225 (permalink)

I like that, Not WOULD, but GOING TO.

I will now use that philosophy on every hot chick i come across, so that eventually... i will come across them. ZING!

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