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"...I'd put my tongue in her butt"

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Mar 5, 2011 8:27 PM ET #126 (permalink)

See, I don't know if this thread is metal as fuck, or just normal, cuz apart from the period eatin, it's all good.

Sorry wilco and gorecunt, but that just tastes sharp and nasty. Guess you're just more hardcore than I am.

Mar 6, 2011 1:27 AM ET #127 (permalink)

Oh my.

Mar 6, 2011 1:54 AM ET #128 (permalink)

IrishMetal, sorry if our tastes offset yours...But yeah, I'd eat a bleeding cunt out like a lesbian vampire...

...Julia Bond (google that shit)...I'd be all up IN THAT ASS!

Apr 18, 2011 5:34 PM ET #129 (permalink)

Blindgreed mentioned licking Doro's butt in another thread, so I thought it was about time to revive this thread, zombie jesus style, fuck yeah!

So how bout that Rebecca Black chick? I would eat out her butthole. I know, I know, everyone's thinking "but she's like thirteen dude! Sick!"

So what? That just means the field most likely hasnt been plowed yet; it's still fertile ground.

Apr 18, 2011 6:39 PM ET #130 (permalink)

RB? I'll leave that for you FAN. You can get away with it...

Angela Gossow, definately would toss her salad. Katie Perry too.

Apr 18, 2011 6:45 PM ET #131 (permalink)

^ man, Katy Perry would be in trouble if I was near her.
Would eat out that ass like meleted chocolate stuck to the wrapper.

I still love that bitch from House.
The things I would do to her I can not mention.

Apr 18, 2011 7:51 PM ET #132 (permalink)

Dakota Fanny.

Apr 18, 2011 11:32 PM ET #133 (permalink)
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Damn there's some balls deep dook divin' goin' on up in this thread.

Apr 19, 2011 9:09 AM ET #134 (permalink)

FAN: hey man, after 12, it's lunchtime!

TK: dude, olivia wild..... mmmmm... and as for katie perry, i'd fuck her face, so hard, that my cum would ooze out of her ears! i'd fuck her tits til they sag to the ground!

Apr 19, 2011 11:08 AM ET #135 (permalink)

n0thing: From what i've seen you could swing off her tits like fucking Tarzan and still dial 911 whith her nipples when you're done. KP has got a smokin hot rack.

TK: "Like melted chocolate stuck to the wrapper" ! LMFAO!!! Good one!!!

Apr 19, 2011 7:06 PM ET #136 (permalink)

It's like I always say "if there's no grass on the field, then we'll just play in the mud!"

In all honesty i do believe that when dakota fanning gets older, she will be totally toungue-style butt-plunger worthy. As for right now, I'll just do it becasue I want to, not because she's worthy lol

I have never said so many pedobear things in my life....I guess since Michael jackson died, it's up to me to touch all the little childrens lives...

Next post of mine will include a lady over 15, I promise.

Apr 19, 2011 8:54 PM ET #137 (permalink)

^^^ oh, watch out iCarly!!

bg1: i resent ur last statement for u didn't specify which "KP" ur talking about, and i am very self conscious about my body -.-

Apr 19, 2011 9:42 PM ET #138 (permalink)

^yo that bitch is overdue for a sex tape. How dare you film a web series and not accidently leak a vid of yourself naked. It's up to me to ruin her career and catapult her into paris hilton slutopia territory. I'll take that bullet for the good of mankind.

Oh shit, almost forgot(hence the edit) I forgot to include a legally aged butt-bullseye for my mouth-arrow. Both of Charlie Sheen's girlfriends can GET it. Right in the brown ground-zero. Lucky fucking bastard. Goes to show, all ya gotta do is be relativily famous and rant like the homeless guy yelling about ufo's down the corner, and your life is fucking set.

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Apr 20, 2011 11:56 AM ET #139 (permalink)

n0thing: K. Perry.

FAN: Really? I didn't think so. I mean they're okay and all but I just think Chaz can do better.

Apr 20, 2011 1:16 PM ET #140 (permalink)

kiki kannibal....now shes 18, even though im not into skinny chicks, id def plow that girls backdoor!!!

Apr 20, 2011 1:59 PM ET #141 (permalink)

BG: Well I was doing 7-gram rocks at the time, so they looked gorgeous.

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Apr 21, 2011 12:07 AM ET #142 (permalink)

I think Dita Von Tesse would have a clean ass for a dirty girl.
I'd definitely jump in that and see where it takes me.

Apr 21, 2011 9:00 AM ET #143 (permalink)

^^^ hell yeah! and in a giant margarita glass!

Apr 21, 2011 11:48 AM ET #144 (permalink)

"Nothin quite like a dirty whore" - BG1's Mom

Apr 22, 2011 2:14 AM ET #145 (permalink)

She sounds like a great woman BG! LMAO.

You know Sasha Grey? that pornstar? I'd lick her starfish 5 times a day if possible.

Apr 22, 2011 2:43 AM ET #146 (permalink)

I can't remember her name but there was this girl on a tnt show whose butthole it wouldn't take much convincing for me to lick. The only thing was her nose, I can't imagine how awkward it is when she's gettin down..."Sorry, I can't suck your dick because I'd stab you in the belly with my falcon Jew beak."

Apr 22, 2011 10:53 AM ET #147 (permalink)

o.0... "I'd stab you in the belly with my falcon Jew beak." BWAAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!

Apr 22, 2011 11:20 AM ET #148 (permalink)

LDDB: how ya been?!?!

Apr 22, 2011 6:19 PM ET #149 (permalink)

Other than having a broken nose and 2 black eyes? She's fuckin metal as fuck branded!!!

Apr 22, 2011 7:28 PM ET #150 (permalink)

PICS!!!!!!

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