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"...I'd put my tongue in her butt"

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Dec 10, 2012 3:13 PM ET #401 (permalink)

frank mir?!!?!?!? seriously?!!?!?!?

Dec 11, 2012 12:19 PM ET #402 (permalink)

Who is Frank Mir? I'm still in shock over the Danzig thing. All of the Steel Panther guys have probably already had a tongue or two in their turd tunnels. George's but is probably pretty hairy with a constant sweat smell.

Dec 12, 2012 5:27 AM ET #403 (permalink)

I still stand by my selection!
Frank Mir is a cocky heavyweight MMA fighter - why the surprise branded? What woman wouldn't want to be grounded & pounded by him? lol

Dec 12, 2012 7:53 AM ET #404 (permalink)

i can see grounded and "pounded", but licking his crack?!!??! plz remove that one from my brain!!!!!! ahahahahaaha

Dec 14, 2012 9:18 AM ET #405 (permalink)

yup, im gonna go vomit now...

Dec 17, 2012 1:36 PM ET #406 (permalink)

branded its all about giving and recieving this time a year

Dec 17, 2012 2:02 PM ET #407 (permalink)

i believe that corpsegrinder would probably annhilate any man that went near his ass. there would be no crime scene he would just cease to exist

Dec 17, 2012 3:41 PM ET #408 (permalink)

all i do want is a strap on this year a gift for my wife and me

Dec 17, 2012 5:05 PM ET #409 (permalink)

ya sick fkr!!!! ahaha

Dec 18, 2012 3:20 AM ET #410 (permalink)

You guys are hilarious!!

Dec 18, 2012 8:14 AM ET #411 (permalink)

LMAO @ Wilco.. as usual.!!

Dec 18, 2012 8:45 AM ET #412 (permalink)

wilko, theres a word missing in that post..


should have read

all i do want is another strap on this year a gift for my wife and me

Dec 18, 2012 2:54 PM ET #413 (permalink)

yeah jack indeed a new one she wants a black one but i say hell no to big to put it up my starfish
think a asian one godd choice do it the gangbang style

Dec 18, 2012 5:40 PM ET #414 (permalink)

obviously your after one with hollowed out balls and a pump to simulate orgasm. good luck, i believe they are expensive. to be fair i wouldnt go for the gangbang style.. ive heard its fat and korean.

Dec 18, 2012 9:33 PM ET #415 (permalink)

And the other thing to consider, in this important discussion, is how long your tongue is!

Dec 19, 2012 3:27 PM ET #416 (permalink)

long enough to stick it deep in her strar fish and clean it up

Dec 19, 2012 5:25 PM ET #417 (permalink)

sounds like your going to give her small intestine a tounge bath... you aint gene simmons are you?

Dec 19, 2012 5:30 PM ET #418 (permalink)

as we're in a sharing thread

on sunday night she put her tounge in mine...

Dec 19, 2012 7:56 PM ET #419 (permalink)

This discussion's getting funnier by the minute!!

Dec 25, 2012 1:12 PM ET #420 (permalink)

well sort of simmons i am
ha maybe tonight when she is drunk will lick her star fish and stick it deep in her damm love the starfish nice and tight

Dec 26, 2012 8:52 AM ET #421 (permalink)

sounds like a level of starfish love that even fred durst couldnt create

Dec 26, 2012 8:39 PM ET #422 (permalink)

I can't believe this thread is still going strong... I laughed out loud further up the page and my 9 year old comes over to ask why... ummm, switch tabs and say "nothing."

Dec 27, 2012 1:40 AM ET #423 (permalink)

LMAO! That would be a long discussion and would likely do more harm than good DB.

Dec 28, 2012 7:50 AM ET #424 (permalink)

nothing good comes from that talk

Dec 29, 2012 1:55 PM ET #425 (permalink)

star fish and anal sex are the root of all evil but damm i love to be a evil and bad boy

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