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"...I'd put my tongue in her butt"

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Sep 12, 2011 8:18 PM ET #301 (permalink)

Snooki Polizzi...I'd put my dick in her butt...Mostly because I don't want to take the risk of reproducing with her. My tongue? Not so sure about using my tongue...

Sep 12, 2011 9:58 PM ET #302 (permalink)

I'd fuck Snooki, just cause I've never fucked a midget before. Her other short friend would get dick as well.

Sep 12, 2011 9:58 PM ET #303 (permalink)

^just fuck Smurfette instead...same size creature, but less STD's.

Sep 13, 2011 1:42 AM ET #304 (permalink)

FAN, how do you keep your posts so fresh?

Sep 14, 2011 11:28 AM ET #305 (permalink)

::walking around, fist pumping, flaring tongue out in the air:: Who's ready?!

Sep 14, 2011 2:27 PM ET #306 (permalink)

Gorecunt: I keep my posts fresh by regular douching. The occasional touch of baby powder doesnt hurt either.

Nothing: Fist Pumping? I dont know whats going on but if there's fist-pumping then I'm all in. LETS DO IT!

Sep 14, 2011 7:15 PM ET #307 (permalink)

the cougars from the AA show are calling man!

Sep 14, 2011 7:34 PM ET #308 (permalink)

lol

Sep 14, 2011 9:29 PM ET #309 (permalink)

http://www.fistpumpsfromlastnight.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/tiger_fist.jpg

Sep 15, 2011 10:17 AM ET #310 (permalink)

^^^ FAN's little brother's idol.

Sep 15, 2011 11:54 PM ET #311 (permalink)

Speaking of Cougars i just watched Arthur 2011 and id tongue lash Helen Mirren

Sep 16, 2011 1:35 PM ET #312 (permalink)

i am happy that this one still goes for me kind of nothing at the moment

Sep 16, 2011 4:50 PM ET #313 (permalink)

This broad who keeps eyeballing me at work. She's a tiny thing, I'd break her with my cock since I FUCK GIANTS.

Dec 14, 2011 10:53 AM ET #314 (permalink)

This will come as a shock to most of you, but... cbella.

Dec 14, 2011 11:15 AM ET #315 (permalink)

Hahaha! Again, as soon as I saw this thread had been brought back, I had a feeling I knew who it would concern. Someone's in love :)

Speaking of which, last week I had a dream I was going out with Mila Kunis and since then I've developed such a crush on her. So in relevance to this thread... Debra Stephenson.

Dec 14, 2011 12:35 PM ET #316 (permalink)

So I thought u guys were fucking around saying there was a thread about whose butt u wanted to tongue but........I stand corrected and I suppose...........errrr..............thanks?! lol

Dec 14, 2011 12:46 PM ET #317 (permalink)

Scarred for life??

Dec 14, 2011 12:46 PM ET #318 (permalink)

nothing beeter than to stick your tonque in a wett buthole love that shit used my redwings this morning
think there are brown wings to patch on as well than my jacket would be full right now

Dec 14, 2011 12:49 PM ET #319 (permalink)

i have no words

lol

Dec 14, 2011 1:00 PM ET #320 (permalink)

cbella: :D

Dec 14, 2011 3:27 PM ET #321 (permalink)

do love the starfish of my wife nice and thight

Dec 14, 2011 4:18 PM ET #322 (permalink)

"do love the starfish of my wife nice and thight"
lmao

This thread wouldnt have the same charm without Wilco to keep things romantic.

this girl who works at the gas station down the street from me is so rediculously hot I cant believe she's working at a gas station. I do realize this is a toungue-in-the-butt thread, but I can help but want to make a "I'll give her something to pump" joke. Also, toungue-in-her-butthole.

Dec 15, 2011 9:45 AM ET #323 (permalink)

FAN: MY MAN! \m/\m/

Dec 15, 2011 11:40 AM ET #324 (permalink)

happy the treat is back
have to dispoint you all no starfish for me last night unless my wife used the mighty straponn on me
normally dont mind but have meetings allday and have to sit on a chair makes my little brown hole sore maybe tonight all in the name of love in english you would say what comes around goes around

Dec 15, 2011 11:51 AM ET #325 (permalink)

LMFAO @ Wilco.

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