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"...I'd put my tongue in her butt"
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| Jul 22, 2011 1:04 PM ET | #226 (permalink) |
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FAN: Just wear a trenchcoat everywhere you go. Then you can use the line: How would you feel about a naked guy in a trenchcoat with his tongue up your ass? |
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| Jul 22, 2011 6:37 PM ET | #227 (permalink) |
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Wow BG...that was the first post I read when I jumped to the last page. lol...but yeah FAN, this new girl is wifey material and she likes it rough...Fuck yeah I'm putting my tongue in her butt! And I totally support you running around in a trenchcoat ready to call 5 o'clock on some fine bits of ass! |
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| Jul 22, 2011 9:00 PM ET | #228 (permalink) |
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"What time is it? 5 oclock? Oh yeah, it's bitch raping time" after rewatching that Predators movie several times, Ive realized the con dude was my favorite part of the whole fucking movie. "DIE YOU SPACE FAGGOT!" |
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| Jul 25, 2011 6:38 PM ET | #229 (permalink) |
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My girlfriend...I put my tongue in her butt Amy Winehouse...I would've put my tongue in her butt... :( (This post was last edited on July 25, 2011 at 6:43 PM ET.) |
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| Jul 25, 2011 7:12 PM ET | #230 (permalink) |
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^^ Have you no standards of decency? ^^ |
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| Jul 25, 2011 7:59 PM ET | #231 (permalink) |
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Amy winehouse...I would STILL put my tougue in her butt. think about that one...oh yeeeeaaaahhhhh.... |
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| Jul 25, 2011 11:56 PM ET | #232 (permalink) |
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^^ Fucking eww. ^^ |
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| Jul 26, 2011 2:11 AM ET | #233 (permalink) |
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^ LMAO!! |
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| Jul 26, 2011 9:21 PM ET | #234 (permalink) |
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FAN...you have like, a 3-6 hour window of a corpse being fresh enough to have a go at it. After rigor mortis kicks in, you're at risk of getting an infection from...well...fucking dead flesh... |
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| Jul 26, 2011 9:33 PM ET | #235 (permalink) |
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^thats the fun part! |
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| Jul 27, 2011 2:23 AM ET | #236 (permalink) |
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give it a good wash first. Im sure anybody who sucks the glass dick isnt worried about how clean their coulou is. |
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| Jul 27, 2011 7:18 PM ET | #237 (permalink) |
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lulz |
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| Jul 28, 2011 5:53 AM ET | #238 (permalink) |
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But if we're serious about this practice of Butt-licking, what about the risk of getting sick!!! It doesn't bear thinking about! Or is all of this just more of a fantasy, rather than actually performing it?! |
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| Jul 28, 2011 11:12 AM ET | #239 (permalink) |
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Hey Douglas, been a while... There's a risk of getting sick from sticking your tongue up a chicks ass? Must be a Down Under thing. I've heard that vegamite shit is nasty, maybe that has something to do with it? |
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| Jul 28, 2011 6:31 PM ET | #240 (permalink) |
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Hi Blindgreed 1, How are you? Nice to talk with you again! That's funny about the Vegemite!! Yes, I must admit that we Australians do some funny things!! And yes, Vegemite would be an acquired taste for most, I would say! We've grown up with it, so it's like second nature to us, but it is a very salty food, so a lot of people who haven't eaten it before may find it a bit strong!! Yeah, sorry I've been away for so long: things have been very busy on the home front, but it's good to be back now. Take care, mate.
Kindest Regards, |
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| Jul 28, 2011 6:31 PM ET | #241 (permalink) |
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Douglas, I make it a point to tongue ass regularly. Obviously there's an issue of trust when you do it. It means that I trust a woman's cleanliness so much that I could securely put my tongue in her butt without having to wonder "did she clean it well?" |
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| Jul 28, 2011 6:36 PM ET | #242 (permalink) |
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Hi GORECUNT, How are you? Yes, well I see what you mean, now, and good point! Yes, you're right: good hygiene practices are always essential, aren't they! Anyway, hope this finds you well. Take care.
Kindest Regards, |
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| Jul 28, 2011 6:57 PM ET | #243 (permalink) |
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LMFAO, I just love Douglas' style. And I am well Dougles, thanks for asking. \m/\m/ |
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| Jul 28, 2011 7:18 PM ET | #244 (permalink) |
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That's funny, Blindgreed1! Glad you're well. Well, it's good to be on such a friendly Forum, where we can talk about anything! Great stuff!! This is a great Forum! (This post was last edited on July 28, 2011 at 7:19 PM ET.) |
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| Jul 28, 2011 10:31 PM ET | #245 (permalink) |
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Douglas is such a polite fellow! Cheers! |
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| Jul 29, 2011 1:00 AM ET | #246 (permalink) |
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Douglas brings a degree of class that is sorely lacking on this forum. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go try to tongue the spousal units cornhole. |
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| Jul 29, 2011 2:32 AM ET | #247 (permalink) |
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I usually like to see a shower or hottub scene when i break out the moonraker, that way i know its clean. Ive been lucky that none of my lady friends smell like the shithouse door on a tuna boat so ive been known to go in blind |
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| Jul 29, 2011 3:12 AM ET | #248 (permalink) |
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Thanks for that, americanpatriot1; it's good to be back here again. |
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| Jul 29, 2011 2:21 PM ET | #249 (permalink) |
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Olaf: You rang? XD |
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| Jul 29, 2011 2:43 PM ET | #250 (permalink) |
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"...shithouse door on a tuna boat..." Doris 'Thunder Tears' (backup vox/bassist of Chthonic)...I'd put my tongue in her butt (I also met her after a show, she's cool). (This post was last edited on July 29, 2011 at 3:27 PM ET.) |
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