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"...I'd put my tongue in her butt"

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Jul 22, 2011 1:04 PM ET #226 (permalink)

FAN: Just wear a trenchcoat everywhere you go. Then you can use the line: How would you feel about a naked guy in a trenchcoat with his tongue up your ass?

Jul 22, 2011 6:37 PM ET #227 (permalink)

Wow BG...that was the first post I read when I jumped to the last page. lol...but yeah FAN, this new girl is wifey material and she likes it rough...Fuck yeah I'm putting my tongue in her butt! And I totally support you running around in a trenchcoat ready to call 5 o'clock on some fine bits of ass!

Jul 22, 2011 9:00 PM ET #228 (permalink)

"What time is it? 5 oclock? Oh yeah, it's bitch raping time"

after rewatching that Predators movie several times, Ive realized the con dude was my favorite part of the whole fucking movie.

"DIE YOU SPACE FAGGOT!"

Jul 25, 2011 6:38 PM ET #229 (permalink)

My girlfriend...I put my tongue in her butt

Amy Winehouse...I would've put my tongue in her butt... :(

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Jul 25, 2011 7:12 PM ET #230 (permalink)

^^ Have you no standards of decency? ^^

Jul 25, 2011 7:59 PM ET #231 (permalink)

Amy winehouse...I would STILL put my tougue in her butt.

think about that one...oh yeeeeaaaahhhhh....

Jul 25, 2011 11:56 PM ET #232 (permalink)

^^ Fucking eww. ^^

Jul 26, 2011 2:11 AM ET #233 (permalink)
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ZMA

^ LMAO!!

Jul 26, 2011 9:21 PM ET #234 (permalink)

FAN...you have like, a 3-6 hour window of a corpse being fresh enough to have a go at it. After rigor mortis kicks in, you're at risk of getting an infection from...well...fucking dead flesh...

Jul 26, 2011 9:33 PM ET #235 (permalink)

^thats the fun part!

Jul 27, 2011 2:23 AM ET #236 (permalink)

give it a good wash first. Im sure anybody who sucks the glass dick isnt worried about how clean their coulou is.

Jul 27, 2011 7:18 PM ET #237 (permalink)

lulz

Jul 28, 2011 5:53 AM ET #238 (permalink)

But if we're serious about this practice of Butt-licking, what about the risk of getting sick!!! It doesn't bear thinking about!

Or is all of this just more of a fantasy, rather than actually performing it?!

Jul 28, 2011 11:12 AM ET #239 (permalink)

Hey Douglas, been a while... There's a risk of getting sick from sticking your tongue up a chicks ass? Must be a Down Under thing. I've heard that vegamite shit is nasty, maybe that has something to do with it?

Jul 28, 2011 6:31 PM ET #240 (permalink)

Hi Blindgreed 1,

How are you?

Nice to talk with you again!

That's funny about the Vegemite!! Yes, I must admit that we Australians do some funny things!! And yes, Vegemite would be an acquired taste for most, I would say! We've grown up with it, so it's like second nature to us, but it is a very salty food, so a lot of people who haven't eaten it before may find it a bit strong!!

Yeah, sorry I've been away for so long: things have been very busy on the home front, but it's good to be back now.

Take care, mate.

Kindest Regards,
Douglas

Jul 28, 2011 6:31 PM ET #241 (permalink)

Douglas, I make it a point to tongue ass regularly. Obviously there's an issue of trust when you do it. It means that I trust a woman's cleanliness so much that I could securely put my tongue in her butt without having to wonder "did she clean it well?"

Jul 28, 2011 6:36 PM ET #242 (permalink)

Hi GORECUNT,

How are you?

Yes, well I see what you mean, now, and good point!

Yes, you're right: good hygiene practices are always essential, aren't they!

Anyway, hope this finds you well.

Take care.

Kindest Regards,
Douglas

Jul 28, 2011 6:57 PM ET #243 (permalink)

LMFAO, I just love Douglas' style. And I am well Dougles, thanks for asking. \m/\m/

Jul 28, 2011 7:18 PM ET #244 (permalink)

That's funny, Blindgreed1! Glad you're well.

Well, it's good to be on such a friendly Forum, where we can talk about anything! Great stuff!! This is a great Forum!

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Jul 28, 2011 10:31 PM ET #245 (permalink)

Douglas is such a polite fellow! Cheers!

Jul 29, 2011 1:00 AM ET #246 (permalink)

Douglas brings a degree of class that is sorely lacking on this forum. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go try to tongue the spousal units cornhole.

Jul 29, 2011 2:32 AM ET #247 (permalink)

I usually like to see a shower or hottub scene when i break out the moonraker, that way i know its clean. Ive been lucky that none of my lady friends smell like the shithouse door on a tuna boat so ive been known to go in blind

Jul 29, 2011 3:12 AM ET #248 (permalink)

Thanks for that, americanpatriot1; it's good to be back here again.

Jul 29, 2011 2:21 PM ET #249 (permalink)

Olaf: You rang? XD

Jul 29, 2011 2:43 PM ET #250 (permalink)

"...shithouse door on a tuna boat..."
-I love the use of language here.

Doris 'Thunder Tears' (backup vox/bassist of Chthonic)...I'd put my tongue in her butt (I also met her after a show, she's cool).

(This post was last edited on July 29, 2011 at 3:27 PM ET.)

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