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"...I'd put my tongue in her butt"

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Jul 22, 2011 1:04 PM ET #226 (permalink)

FAN: Just wear a trenchcoat everywhere you go. Then you can use the line: How would you feel about a naked guy in a trenchcoat with his tongue up your ass?

Jul 22, 2011 6:37 PM ET #227 (permalink)

Wow BG...that was the first post I read when I jumped to the last page. lol...but yeah FAN, this new girl is wifey material and she likes it rough...Fuck yeah I'm putting my tongue in her butt! And I totally support you running around in a trenchcoat ready to call 5 o'clock on some fine bits of ass!

Jul 22, 2011 9:00 PM ET #228 (permalink)

"What time is it? 5 oclock? Oh yeah, it's bitch raping time"

after rewatching that Predators movie several times, Ive realized the con dude was my favorite part of the whole fucking movie.


Jul 25, 2011 6:38 PM ET #229 (permalink)

My girlfriend...I put my tongue in her butt

Amy Winehouse...I would've put my tongue in her butt... :(

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Jul 25, 2011 7:12 PM ET #230 (permalink)

^^ Have you no standards of decency? ^^

Jul 25, 2011 7:59 PM ET #231 (permalink)

Amy winehouse...I would STILL put my tougue in her butt.

think about that one...oh yeeeeaaaahhhhh....

Jul 25, 2011 11:56 PM ET #232 (permalink)

^^ Fucking eww. ^^

Jul 26, 2011 2:11 AM ET #233 (permalink)
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^ LMAO!!

Jul 26, 2011 9:21 PM ET #234 (permalink)

FAN...you have like, a 3-6 hour window of a corpse being fresh enough to have a go at it. After rigor mortis kicks in, you're at risk of getting an infection from...well...fucking dead flesh...

Jul 26, 2011 9:33 PM ET #235 (permalink)

^thats the fun part!

Jul 27, 2011 2:23 AM ET #236 (permalink)

give it a good wash first. Im sure anybody who sucks the glass dick isnt worried about how clean their coulou is.

Jul 27, 2011 7:18 PM ET #237 (permalink)


Jul 28, 2011 5:53 AM ET #238 (permalink)

But if we're serious about this practice of Butt-licking, what about the risk of getting sick!!! It doesn't bear thinking about!

Or is all of this just more of a fantasy, rather than actually performing it?!

Jul 28, 2011 11:12 AM ET #239 (permalink)

Hey Douglas, been a while... There's a risk of getting sick from sticking your tongue up a chicks ass? Must be a Down Under thing. I've heard that vegamite shit is nasty, maybe that has something to do with it?

Jul 28, 2011 6:31 PM ET #240 (permalink)

Hi Blindgreed 1,

How are you?

Nice to talk with you again!

That's funny about the Vegemite!! Yes, I must admit that we Australians do some funny things!! And yes, Vegemite would be an acquired taste for most, I would say! We've grown up with it, so it's like second nature to us, but it is a very salty food, so a lot of people who haven't eaten it before may find it a bit strong!!

Yeah, sorry I've been away for so long: things have been very busy on the home front, but it's good to be back now.

Take care, mate.

Kindest Regards,

Jul 28, 2011 6:31 PM ET #241 (permalink)

Douglas, I make it a point to tongue ass regularly. Obviously there's an issue of trust when you do it. It means that I trust a woman's cleanliness so much that I could securely put my tongue in her butt without having to wonder "did she clean it well?"

Jul 28, 2011 6:36 PM ET #242 (permalink)


How are you?

Yes, well I see what you mean, now, and good point!

Yes, you're right: good hygiene practices are always essential, aren't they!

Anyway, hope this finds you well.

Take care.

Kindest Regards,

Jul 28, 2011 6:57 PM ET #243 (permalink)

LMFAO, I just love Douglas' style. And I am well Dougles, thanks for asking. \m/\m/

Jul 28, 2011 7:18 PM ET #244 (permalink)

That's funny, Blindgreed1! Glad you're well.

Well, it's good to be on such a friendly Forum, where we can talk about anything! Great stuff!! This is a great Forum!

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Jul 28, 2011 10:31 PM ET #245 (permalink)

Douglas is such a polite fellow! Cheers!

Jul 29, 2011 1:00 AM ET #246 (permalink)

Douglas brings a degree of class that is sorely lacking on this forum. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go try to tongue the spousal units cornhole.

Jul 29, 2011 2:32 AM ET #247 (permalink)

I usually like to see a shower or hottub scene when i break out the moonraker, that way i know its clean. Ive been lucky that none of my lady friends smell like the shithouse door on a tuna boat so ive been known to go in blind

Jul 29, 2011 3:12 AM ET #248 (permalink)

Thanks for that, americanpatriot1; it's good to be back here again.

Jul 29, 2011 2:21 PM ET #249 (permalink)

Olaf: You rang? XD

Jul 29, 2011 2:43 PM ET #250 (permalink)

"...shithouse door on a tuna boat..."
-I love the use of language here.

Doris 'Thunder Tears' (backup vox/bassist of Chthonic)...I'd put my tongue in her butt (I also met her after a show, she's cool).

(This post was last edited on July 29, 2011 at 3:27 PM ET.)

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