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"...I'd put my tongue in her butt"

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Aug 19, 2010 8:19 AM ET #1 (permalink)

Basically you mention a female (could be anyone famous/semi-famous/non-famous, even that broad who sits in the desk across from you at work), and follow it with whether or not you'd put your tongue in her butt.

Lady Gaga...I'd put my tongue in her butt...


Aug 19, 2010 9:00 AM ET #2 (permalink)

This is some UG bullshit.

Aug 19, 2010 9:50 AM ET #3 (permalink)

bro I'm glad you like to have fun with women, we all do, but I can't see myself putting my tongue in a girl's ass, where shit happens to come out of. That's what pussy's for. -____-

but i'll play the game so I don't seem like a buzzkill for you.
Oprah Winfrey, I wouldn't put my tongue in her butt. x_x

Sep 30, 2010 3:22 PM ET #4 (permalink)

i know i am a little late on replying to this but wtf is this guys fuckin prob?

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Oct 1, 2010 12:34 AM ET #5 (permalink)

What? You guys wouldn't eat a hot chick's ass? Fags, some girls really like it.

Arianny Celeste... I WILL put my tongue in her butt

Oct 1, 2010 3:19 AM ET #6 (permalink)

There are a lot better ways to enjoy women in a sexual way other then tasting her waste. how is that erotic? hahah

Oct 1, 2010 3:25 AM ET #7 (permalink)

i am with gorecunt
enjoy every hole the woman has on her body
love to stick my tonque in the pussy and shit hole

Oct 1, 2010 3:35 AM ET #8 (permalink)

Hey, if the lady is hot enough, I'll do what I'd have to do to make them happy, even if it involves "the dirt road".

Zooey Deschanel? Eliza Dushku? I'd tongue-jam their fart boxes.

Oct 2, 2010 12:42 AM ET #9 (permalink)

How is that erotic? Fuck if I know man, I've encountered ca couple chica's who luh dat shit ta death so...... it must be somehow.

It doesn't taste like poo either, bizarre as that might sound to you

some girl reading the news today, I'd stick my tongue in her butt

Oct 3, 2010 1:48 AM ET #10 (permalink)

My neighbor. Hot little Philiipino number. I would indeed stick my tongue deep inside her turd cutter.

Oct 3, 2010 11:57 AM ET #11 (permalink)

Cheryl Cole, the only woman alive to make the Geordie accent sexy. That and she's fucking gorgeous.

Oct 3, 2010 2:10 PM ET #12 (permalink)

Justin bieber for sure! I know shes young but i dont care shes hot! Now playing: arkhum- obviated geocentrism

Oct 4, 2010 5:51 AM ET #13 (permalink)

nothing wrong with likking the star fish did it last night

justin bieber should get a bassball bat up his ass no lubrication this cock sucker makes bad music fuck him

Oct 17, 2010 1:03 AM ET #14 (permalink)

>;.>; you all are Pansies! are you kidding me?
I would put my tongue in your moms butt!
if your gunna play, you gotta play right.
Suck it

Oct 17, 2010 1:03 AM ET #15 (permalink)

tsk tsk tsk

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Oct 17, 2010 8:19 PM ET #16 (permalink)

Geez whats up your butt^

Oct 17, 2010 8:20 PM ET #17 (permalink)

Your mom, she's a freak lmao ;P

Oct 17, 2010 8:25 PM ET #18 (permalink)

moms dead, you fail

Oct 17, 2010 8:26 PM ET #19 (permalink)

ehh your mom jokes (atleast mine) never really are directed at your mom. Just the idea of her.
So tis still funny to me
though if i offended you, im sorreh

Oct 17, 2010 8:29 PM ET #20 (permalink)

I was kiddin too

Oct 17, 2010 8:31 PM ET #21 (permalink)

haha >;.>; cock mongrole

Oct 21, 2010 9:16 AM ET #22 (permalink)

Watched a movie last night called "Illegal Tender". Not a porn, but loaded with various kinds of Latino hot ass women. Probably 98% of them would get an anal tongue lashing courtesy of me.

Oct 24, 2010 1:09 AM ET #23 (permalink)

i don't even want to imagine what that might taste like >;.<;

Oct 24, 2010 5:33 PM ET #24 (permalink)

Sweat and poo.

Oct 24, 2010 5:38 PM ET #25 (permalink)

.....wow ^

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