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"...I'd put my tongue in her butt"

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Jan 26, 2011 8:41 AM ET #51 (permalink)

NH-Rachel McAdams doesn't look like she'd even let you touch her butt, more less stick your tongue in it. Sort of comes off as a prude to me. Wish I could say I know from personal experience.

Oz - I guess Amanda's geeky little persona from "Jennifer's Body" and her Lesbo scene with Megan Fox did it for me. Seyfried's eyes are a little too far apart, but weird is a stretch. She just looks like she gets down which is required for this thread.

Jan 26, 2011 8:55 AM ET #52 (permalink)

cozen: exactly! i like turning those good girl/little miss goody two-shoes/shy, bitchy, "confident" grls into something else in bed ;) and to me at least, she looks like she wouldn't take to long to show her other side (thinking about sherlock holmes).

oz: it's not just u. i've thought that she was an alien for a long time. even after the lesbo scene with megan fox (which btw, looks like a bucket of yuck with blue eyes now after loosing too much damn wait and how trashy she looks now since she thinks she's that hottest thing around)

Jan 26, 2011 9:00 AM ET #53 (permalink)

aah a good treat on what i like
dont matter big ass small but will stick my tonque and dick
in it
all woman need love
as long the suck and swallow my load

Jan 26, 2011 3:29 PM ET #54 (permalink)

LOL Wilco. The spokesman for all men. :-P

Jan 26, 2011 5:01 PM ET #55 (permalink)
meg's avatar


haha, this thread is hot. ;)

Jan 27, 2011 9:41 AM ET #56 (permalink)

...damn Wilco, you've got a way with words buddy.

NH - Amanda an alien? You trying to tell me you're not down for some SEX-traterrestrial action? That just pushed her over the top for me...okay, okay, okay...

How about some late 90's Alyssa Milano and some late 80's Tawny Kitaen? Poke holes in that one Oz (pun definitely intended).

Jan 27, 2011 9:45 AM ET #57 (permalink)

wilco should be GQ's man of the year!!!
his quote for the front pg cover...
"all woman need love
as long as they swallow my load"

meg: we here on MU try our hardest to reach our goal of making u as sexually aroused as possible with our filthy sexual fantasies.

Jan 27, 2011 9:52 AM ET #58 (permalink)
meg's avatar


well then your all doing a great job, well done boys.

Jan 27, 2011 3:10 PM ET #59 (permalink)

How the fuck did I miss this thread?

BTW Gorecunt: Lady Gagga is a MAN Baby...

Sup girl... Where you been?

Jan 27, 2011 4:17 PM ET #60 (permalink)

thanks for the good words maybe shoulds be the next president

Jan 27, 2011 4:20 PM ET #61 (permalink)

but it is all woman need love
i am not that picky any more getting a older dude now beter enjoy the moment before i do have to take the blue pill
to make it work
and me as a maried man my adive to you all for this day will be eating aint cheating

Jan 27, 2011 4:48 PM ET #62 (permalink)

^^^ ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

best advice EVER!!! next to, on the topic of underage grls, "after 12, it's lunch time."

Jan 27, 2011 5:54 PM ET #63 (permalink)
meg's avatar


'eating aint cheating' hahaha best thing i've heard all day!

Jan 27, 2011 10:18 PM ET #64 (permalink)

In the words of comedic hair metal band Steel Panther " don't you know sucking ain't fuckin'"

Jan 28, 2011 8:30 AM ET #65 (permalink)

^^^ niiiice.

Jan 29, 2011 2:15 PM ET #66 (permalink)

to eat or not to eat thats the question
but talking about eating do we need to make a choice to eat a bloody vigana or skip it for a week
i did get my red wings long time ago

Feb 1, 2011 8:05 PM ET #67 (permalink)

I'm jus sayin, if theres no grass on the field, then just play in the mud.


Feb 2, 2011 4:04 PM ET #68 (permalink)

smart words

Feb 2, 2011 7:03 PM ET #69 (permalink)

"red wings"?!!?!!? damn dude that's gnarley, I thought this was the asshole licking thread

Feb 3, 2011 9:34 AM ET #70 (permalink)

oh man, u were sorrily mistaken my friend spagmo.

asshole licking, pussy sniffing, dick flicking, nipple biting (hmm...), u name it!! we got it!!

Feb 7, 2011 4:25 PM ET #71 (permalink)

does this include fist fucking while sucking on the butthole

Feb 7, 2011 9:29 PM ET #72 (permalink)

Wilco, you're one dirty old bastid ;)

But hey, anything goes with me (cept dudes obviously), so I can't say anything much :P

Feb 8, 2011 12:00 AM ET #73 (permalink)

anything goes with the irish.

Feb 8, 2011 12:34 AM ET #74 (permalink)

You know what those Irish dudes are like when they drink?
They get wild and were nothing but skirts. wait......... is that scotish people that do that?
Anywho, sounds like a party to me.

Feb 8, 2011 3:59 AM ET #75 (permalink)

TK: It's us Swedes.


That's me.

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