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Latest Conteched News

Below is our complete Conteched news coverage, including columns and articles pertaining to the band. Some articles listed may be indirectly related, such as side projects of the band members, etc.

Conteched Calls It Quits

Amsterdam's Conteched, ever in character as a "corporate metal" act, has issued the following announcement about calling it quits:

"The press officer of Conteched dislikes to give the following statement:

Conteched passed on.
Conteched is no more.
Conteched ceased to be.
Conteched expired and gone to meet it's maker.
Conteched is a stiff
Conteched rests in peace (thanks a lot mr Cleese).

"After a bombardment of job applications by Mr. Phil A., who applied to every post available within Conteched for the last 2 years, the three CEO's left in Conteched called it quits. Thanks to all customers who enjoyed our products, and witnessed some good takeovers! We wish you all the best and maybe who knows."

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Conteched Posts New Song Online

Conteched, which recruited a new vocalist late last year, has issued the following announcement about streaming a new song online:

"We at Conteched are very proud to present our latest, new improved product entitled: War=Profit. It's been the debut for our new executive in the lyrical department Mr. Branislav Plesa. Check out our products page. Within a couple of weeks it also can be bought through I-Tunes."

You can check out the new song "War=Profit" by heading over to the Conteched MySpace page here.

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Conteched Announces New Vocalist

Amsterdam based group Conteched has issued the following announcement about recruiting a new vocalist:

"Conteched Hires New Ceo: After numerous job interviews, Conteched is pleased to announce that Mr Branislav Plasa, has filled the job opening in the lyrical department as lyrics executive. Although Mr Phil Anselmo also applied for this job, his application form arrived a few days too late, so we had to exclude him from the interviews. We wish him good luck with 'Down' though."

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Conteched Parts With Vocalist

Amsterdam based group Conteched has issued the following announcement about parting ways with vocalist Joram Bronwasser and seeking a replacement:

"Mr. Bronwasser, one of the CEO's of Conteched, has decided to leave the firm. A new dressing code seems to be the reason for this, while Mr. Bronwasser insisted on wearing bow ties at meetings, another staff member dared to show up almost naked. This leaves a vacancy in the lyrical department. Job applications can be send to info[at]conteched[dot]com."

You can check out the band's music via the Conteched MySpace profile.

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Conteched Member In "Bizarre Gardening Accident"

Amsterdam based metallers Conteched have issued the following brief comment about canceling their live show scheduled for Saturday, May 8th, due to a "bizarre gardening accident:"

"Sorry we didn't show up for work yesterday at De Dukdalf, Wieringerwerf yesterday. A member of our team was involved in a bizarre gardening accident. We'll make it up to you this Saturday when we'll be at Maloe Melo, Amsterdam."

The upcoming Conteched tour dates are as follows:

5/15 2010 Maloe Melo w/Bypass & Violent Demise Amsterdam, NH
6/11 2010 Oefenbunker Landgraaf, Limburg , NL
9/25 2010 Manifesto w/ Deadcell & Haeckeflosse Hoorn, Noord-Holl, NETHERLANDS
10/2 2010 Loose End - GOJUFEST w/Bound In Blood/All For Nohting/Dark Remains Reeuwijk, ZH
10/16 2010 JC Solution Hillegom, Zuid-Holla, NL

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Conteched Comments On Canceled Show

Amsterdam based metallers Conteched have issued the following statement about canceling their February 6th show:

"To all people which showed up 6th of February at The Kaktus Rockbar in Mönchengladbach. We want to apologize for not playing last night. We were waiting for 5+ hours for microphones and cables, monitors didn't work and there was still no sound coming from the PA. At that point we had it, and left without playing. We are very sorry, we didn't had a change to present ourselves. Maybe soon in the future we will have our revenge."

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Conteched Updates Tour Schedule

Amsterdam based metallers Conteched have updated their tour schedule with the following string of dates:

11/13 JC Highschool Amsterdam Amsterdam, Noord-Holland
11/14 Nederland 3 Wateringen w/Sudden Anihilation Wateringen, Zuid-Holland
11/21 HPC Den Haag w/Mindshade Den Haag, Zuid-Holland
12/4 Plaza Ermelo Utrecht
1/14 2010 Panama Amsterdam w/Say More Amsterdam, Noord-Holland

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