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Xvart Drummer Facing Assault Charges

New York death metallers Xvart have issued the following announcement about their drummer facing assault charges:

"I just got a call from Ian. This is not a joke! Ian caught some emo kid making out with his girlfriend so he punched him several times in the face. With the last punch, the scenester fell on a desk and broke his jaw. He lost two of his teeth. Ian is being threatened with a lawsuit of $20,000. It's either that or he has to pay about $475 for the little shit's medical bills. Even though, this may cost Ian a shitload of money, I'm sure we can all agree that emo cocksucker deserved it! Ian was also tackled by some fucking fat pig cop, well after Ian bashed the scenecter faggot's face in."

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