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Below is our complete Gronibard news coverage, including columns and articles pertaining to the band. Some articles listed may be indirectly related, such as side projects of the band members, etc.
Kaotoxin Records is going to grind your face off with the release of "In Grindo Veritas": A Collective Work of French Grind Intoxication. Due out on July 2nd (a day later in North America), "In Grindo Veritas" features 44 tracks by 37 French grinders. That's over an hour of grind for the price of a single! VS-Webzine has posted an exclusive stream of the entire compilation.
A gathering of 37 of France's up-and-coming Grinding acts along with some renewed veterans (Gronibard, Pulmonary Fibrosis...) with either previously unreleased tracks (the vast majority) or exclusive versions (Nolentia, Trepan'Dead, Gronibard) for "In Grindo Veritas": A Collective Work of French Grindcore Intoxication was mastered by Dan O'Hare of Total Fucking Destruction at the Mark-It-Zero studios (Brutal Truth), curated by Florian of Department Of Correction, and features artwork by outstanding artist Luis Sendon (Brutal Truth, Obscene Extreme Fest, SWR Fest).
From the crusty shores (Nolentia, Grist...) to the grinding Death Metal ones (Diktat), from the Goregrind insanity (Foetal Injury, Defecal Of Gerbe, Pulmonary Fibrosis, Gronibard...) to the technical Grind (Department Of Correction...), from traditional Grind (Yattaï, FaxE...) to cyber Grind (Mulk...) every subgenre of the 30 years old yet still raging Grindcore movement is featured, with a truck load of killer bands for the listener to discover. Stream it all below.
Footage has been posted online of cult goregrind act Gronibard performing at the Momignies Extreme Fest 2 earlier this month. Check out the clip below. Gronibard simply comments: "We swear we were sober! (ok, sometimes, we lie)."
In 2002 Gronibard, the cult gay goregrind band, entered the studio to record what would become "Satanic Tuning Club," a collection of material that should have been released on various EPs. The group also recorded material for a split CD with Gorerotted and Gruesome Stuff Relish as well as acoustic pieces.
Now put back together, remastered, and with previously unreleased material from these sessions, the whole thing is released a decade later for the first time on vinyl, in three different editions (two of which being limited to 100 hand-numbered copies), one even coming with a bonus rectangular picture Flexi EP. A teaser trailer for "Satanic Tuning Club Turbo!" is available below.
Metalunderground.com also premiered a previously unreleased song from the album, titled "Morceau Sans Titre." Check out the song at this location.
Goregrind’nroll act Gronibard has posted footage of the band recording the "Cours Forrest Of Equilibrium" track, which is taken off the "We are french fukk you" CD. Check out the footage below.
Gronibard also recently premiered a previously unreleased song through Metalunderground.com titled "Morceau Sans Titre," which is still available for streaming at this location.
Totally gay goregrind’nroll act Gronibard is gearing up to release the special vinyl edition of “Satanic Tuning Club Turbo!” on January 30th, 2012. The new version is a re-release of the band’s 2003 “Satanic Tuning Club” album, including 15 bonus tracks and remastered material.
The French act has now teamed up with Metalunderground.com to premiere a song from the album that has never been featured anywhere before. “Morceau sans titre” was recorded back in 2002 and was to be included with the original “Satanic Tuning Club” MCD.
According to Kaotoxin Records, the song was dropped after the band “totally fucked it up on stage” at the Fuck The Commerce fest in Germany, and Gronibard vowed to never play it again. That vow has now been broken and the band is finally ready to let the world hear the track through the player below, which until has now been totally unreleased.
The “Satanic Tuning Club Turbo!” track listing is as follows:
01. 30 Millions de Zobis
02. J'te Lacère les Tétons à Coups de Brosse à Dents (Sale Pute)
03. Arrête de Boire, Mets Toi au Foutre
04. Ta Gueule Cédric
05. Dans le Fion à Hélène
06. T.A.F (Tout à Fond)
07. David Gay Tha
08. A Life's a Life (Disrupt cover)
09. Fais Moi Pas Chier Connasse
11. Sale Pute
12. Morceau Sans Titre
13. Quand Je Sodo Mimi Mathy ça Fait un Méchoui (Live)
14. Arrête de Boire, Mets Toi au Foutre (Live)
15. Mets un Suppôt Quand J'Éjacule ça Fera le Space-Mountain (Live)
16. Crippled Bitch (Live)
17. Le Jeudi c'Est Sodomie !
18. Mets un Suppôt Quand J'Éjacule ça Fera le Space-Mountain
19. J't'Encule le Cule
20. Quand Je Sodo Mimi Mathy ça Fait un Méchoui
21. Oh Les Champions !
23. Viens-Là, Suce Ma Bite (Version 2002)
24. March of the Gronibard / Je Te Déchire l'Anus (Unplugged)
25. Prout de Bite (Unplugged)
26. Va Faire la Vaisselle (Unplugged)
27. Pacifuck (Force Anus) (Unplugged)
28. Morceau En Son Clair (Unplugged)
29. Noize En Son Clair (Unplugged)
Details on the various editions of the release are also available by heading over to this location or you can navigate to the Kaotoxin web store here to order your copy. More on Gronibard is available here or through the Kaotoxin Records Facebook profile.
Kaotoxin records will be releasing Gronibard's "Satanic Tuning Club Turbo!" on LP this coming January 30th, 2012. Not only is this a re-release of the band's 2003 MCD "Satanic Tuning Club," but it comes with 15 bonus including previously unreleased (studio, live, acoustic) and remastered material. The following four editions will be available:
"Ultra gay" : "Gay edition" + test pressing, 5 autographed and hand-numbered copies only available through auction on eBay as of January 31st.
"Gay" : transparent red 12" LP, limited to 100 hand-numbered copies, coming with a special bonus item, exclusively available through Kaotoxin's web shop at this location.
"Bi" : transparent clear 12" LP, limited to 100 hand-numbered copies.
"Hetero" : regular black 12" LP.
Kaotoxin has now revealed the special bonus item included with the "Gay" and "Ultra Gay" editions will be a 2 track 7" x 5" rectangular picture flexi disc. The standard edition artwork is available below, while the picture flexi disc version's art can be found after the jump.
The release will be accompanied by a line of merchandise (t-shirts, girlies and sweat-shirts), only available through pre-order, with pre-orders beginning this Monday. More...
The set times have been revealed for this year's Maryland Death Fest, scheduled to take place May 28th and 29th at the House Of Rock in White Marsh, MD. They are as follows:
Saturday, May 28 - Doors at 1 PM
SCREAMING AFTERBIRTH - 1:30 - 2:00
PROPHECY - 2:15 - 2:45
KILL THE CLIENT - 3:00 - 3:30
WARSCARS - 3:45 - 4:15
ROTTENNESS - 4:30 - 5:00
LORD GORE - 5:15 - 5:45
MISERY INDEX - 6:00 - 6:30
PIG DESTROYER - 6:45 - 7:15
LENG TCH'E - 7:30 - 8:10
WORMED - 8:25 - 9:05
GRONIBARD - 9:20 - 10:00
ABSCESS - 10:15 - 10:55
REGURGITATE - 11:10 - 11:50
CRYPTOPSY - 12:10 - end of show
Sunday, May 29 - Doors at 1 PM
AMOEBIC DYSENTERY - 1:30 - 2:00
DESPISED ICON - 2:15 - 2:45
XXX MANIAK - 3:00 - 3:30
SPLATTERHOUSE - 3:45 - 4:15
ION DISSONANCE - 4:30 - 5:00
BODIES LAY BROKEN - 5:15 - 5:45
GHOUL - 6:00 - 6:30
CAPHARNAUM - 6:45 - 7:15
ROTTEN SOUND - 7:30 - 8:10
BIRDFLESH - 8:25 - 9:05
ABORTED - 9:20 - 10:00
IMPALED - 10:15 - 10:55
GENERAL SURGERY - 11:10 - 11:50
IMMOLATION - 12:10 - end of show