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Raptor King Brings On The "Dinocalypsee"

Raptor King will release new EP "Dinocalypse" on February 13th, 2017. Cover artwork can be seen below, and the following bizarro press release was also issued:

"It was four o’clock in the afternoon and no, it was not tea time. It was precisely at this hour that Raptor V woke up from a whisky, blunts and twerking whores-filled night. But today the king, who has already survived from a meteor that destroyed his world 74 million years ago, is witnessing for the first time in his life: chaos… an absolute chaos.

"His first reaction is sadness and fear of not being strong enough… Then it comes his second reaction, which is to jerk off in front of the apocalyptic landscape… And finally his third reaction, is obviously to contact his faithful acolytes: Nightsmoke and Don Coco. Then, comes the news. Something horrible has happened. Or maybe somebody… Pelletor. More...

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